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Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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It doesn't get sexier than this

Curvaceous culinary vixen, Nigella Lawson, has launched a new revolutionary cook book - the Kitchen Kama Sutra - where she combines new recipes with adventurous sexual positions.

"I think that the book will be very popular with those couples who are looking to find something hotter in the bedroom - and where better than the kitchen?" The naughty cook explained.

Recipes include: cock au vin, fuck a l'orange and pork in cider.

"We are very excited about the possible television spin off from this book," a source close to the publisher said. "Nigella has been practicing with her Cumberland sausage for weeks now - and her interpretation of whipped cream will bring tears to your eyes."

Delia Smith was unavailable for comment.

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