Experts have been studying pictures released of Cliff Richard on his 70th birthday and can reveal to you that this is not the original Cliff - HE IS AN IMPOSTER. The fresh faced, active "70" year old is actually a clone that Cliff had created 40...
"Like most young men I looked at the problem pages of women's magazines to see whether there might be an answer to my particular problem", admitted Sir Cliff on the This Morning TV programme. "However, I saw no appropriate guidance so I wrote to C...
Recently declassified papers have revealed one or two surprises, the greatest of which is surely that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by MI5 in the sixties as a frontline agent in the war against Soviet Russia. Squeaky...
Singer, Sir Cliff Richard, 89, has agreed to a request from Buckingham Palace to admit that he has had several face lifts in exchange for a hereditary peerage in the Queen's New Year Honors List. He has even promised to admit to botox and abrasive...
For years radio stations stopped playing music by Cliff Richard which was great for people who cannot stand the stuff but not for Cliff fans. After a long campaign by Cliff fans however his music is now being played on many radio stations. Sales o...
In what some are describing as a criminal master stroke, Sir Cliff Richard has admitted to performing as "Susan Boyle" on the infamous edition of Britain's Got Talent. Sir Cliff said his reason for doing so was purely professional and he wanted t...
British singing icon Sir Cliff Richard has been told that, despite the success of his well-meaning antics during the rain-soaked Wimbledon tennis championships of 1996, when stunned spectators joined in with weird renditions of his old hits, the boyi...
A Devil woman, with Evil on her mind A Honky Tonk Angel A Forwarding Address for Carrie, she may not live here anymore, but her letters are still being delivered A Miss you Night Some Small Speakers Some Tall Speakers Proof that Love is actually the strongest emotion Forty Days A Living Doll Some Lucky Lips An Audience with Cilla Black on DVD An Audience with The Pope An Audience with...
The so-called self-styled self parodying Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard told Spoof reporters about four days ago (we don't remember exactly as we were a bit bladdered at the time. All the time come to think of it. Ban Happy Hours and cheap supermarket beer, that's what we -hic - say) Where were we? Oh yes. Anyway, Sir Cliff told us that it tickled him pink that his sexuality had been...
Sir Cliff Richard, one of the UK's most-loved, if not one of the oldest music swingers, with a music career and thousands of hits spanning three centuries, is livid with the director of the UK Dementia Society. In a statement issued today by an...
Squeeky clean and God Loving Cliff Richard has confessed to entering rehab. It has come to light that his clean living lifestyle has been a sham and a lie for the past 60 years. Cliff has managed to stay so young looking through a daily injection...
Late 1990's boy-band, 5, are all set to appear in a remake of the classic Cliff Richard film Summer Holiday. The film is to be made as part of a new series of reality programmes. The first series, to be shown on BBC2 is called Boy Bands on Film, i...
The attempts of House Wives favourite Cliff Richard to have a number one hit song in six decades has to be thwarted, to save the world from imminent disaster, says a worried man. Mr Harry Webb, who has been locked in a cellar for years, since Clif...
Oasis today received the As Bad As Cliff Award, at the Park Lane Hilton in London. The award is given to people who have had a lifetime of a lack of achievement, such as Sir Cliff, Oasis, Blur and Paul McCartney.
London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Not content with blaming Spain's General Franco for stitching him up over the 1968 Eurovision Song Contest debacle Cliff Richard has now vented his ire on yet another fascist dicator for blatant favoritism the following...
Diminutive politico Hazel Blears is said to be in a secret relationship with Elvis Presley impersonator, Cliff Richard.
Barking, London - (Colossal Mess): Musician Ronnie Wood tells reporters about night he told George Harrison about his passionate three year fling with porn-again believer Cliff Richard:...
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