Written by Rick Boldbone
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Friday, 19 September 2008

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Squeeky clean and God Loving Cliff Richard has confessed to entering rehab. It has come to light that his clean living lifestyle has been a sham and a lie for the past 60 years.

Cliff has managed to stay so young looking through a daily injection of Jesus Juice and snorting crushed remains of the true cross.

Martha Tuckett a 78 year old fan commented "I am disgusted and deeply upset".

It is believed that Cliff will enter re-hab alongside Amy Whinehouse so together they can beat their addictions.

Sir Cliff knighted in 1963 for services to religion has been unavailable for comment.

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