Written by Jo Dash

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Topics: Cliff Richard

Thursday, 14 October 2010

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Experts have been studying pictures released of Cliff Richard on his 70th birthday and can reveal to you that this is not the original Cliff - HE IS AN IMPOSTER.

The fresh faced, active "70" year old is actually a clone that Cliff had created 40 years ago to keep his fans believing he was the Peter Pan of Pop.

I have been working intensively to find out the truth on the real Cliff, and as our picture shows, the "Real" Cliff Richard is not aging quite so well.

The ageing Cliff has been living in secrecy for the past 30 years in a nursing home in Florida, under the alias of "Harry Webb"

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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