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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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For years radio stations stopped playing music by Cliff Richard which was great for people who cannot stand the stuff but not for Cliff fans. After a long campaign by Cliff fans however his music is now being played on many radio stations.

Sales of cotton wool and ear plugs have risen dramatically since the Cliff music comeback so the shops selling the stuff are not to bothered with it one shop owner said "It could be worse have you ever had to listen to that screeching bitch Celine Dion".

Research has shown that the more Cliff Richard music is played the more the suicide rate goes up researcher Sue E Sidebottom said that "There are definitely more suicides when Cliffs music is played there are a great deal more hangings we call these cliffhangers and some people jump over bridges and end up at the bottom and their are also a number of people who through themselves over a cliff."

So the debate goes on about whether we should allow Cliff's music in the meantime Cliff Congratulations.

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