Baton Rouge, Louisiana, 31st August 2005.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) "He looks stoned to me." He looks like a man who can't decide whether to run away or stuff his head in the oven!" Comments like these were heard all over Louisiana as New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin made statements on TV in the mids...
OPEC (UPI)-Sources close to the world's primary oil producers have answered a question that has been on the mind of every American since the War on Terrorism began: Why is the cost of oil, and hence gasoline and diesel fuel, so high? The answer: Hurr...
L.A. (lower alabama) -- Public health officials worst fears have now come true. Refugees from areas utterly destroyed by Hurricane Katrina including New Orleans, Gulfport, and Bilouxi have reportedly spread Cajun recipes and Zydeco music everywher...
After hearing of all the damage caused by Eric Cane and Trina, two presumably diabolical terrorist suspects who have caused extensive damage all along the Gulf Coast, President Bush called on the CIA, the FBI, and the Home Land Security Departments t...
New Orleans - Looters taking advantage of lax store security in downtown New Orleans have begun trading in their jet skis and bass boats in favor of river barges and other, hi-capacity, shallow-draft watercraft, according to police. One looter int...
The Federal Government probe into steroid use by athletes nabbed another victim Tuesday when Shamu the Sea World killer whale tested positive. Senator Morganstern Coatrack of New Jersey, a member of the sub-committee investigating steroid usage, mad...
Detroit, Michigan and the Open Road ---Lee Iacocca , his entire family, and Snoop Doggy Dogg, and whomever he is chilling with today, want you to buy a Chrysler Plymouth car so you can enjoy a smooth ride in a smooth car.
Gettysburg -- Civil War buffs, always striving to make their re-enactments of famous battles "as authentic as possible" are reportedly headed in droves to Iraq to participate in the "Biggest Civil War" since "the War betwee...
TOKYO (UPI)-On Monday, anti-Iraq war protestor Cindy Sheehan was praised by a newly-developed child-shaped Japanese humanoid robot with a vocabulary of 10,000 words that is about to go on sale in Japan. The robot also condemned US President George Bu...
KABUL, Afghanistan - A record crop of poppies in Afghanistan has led to a world-wide glut of poppyseeds, a popular topping on muffins and bagels. Strict production controls established by the Taliban fell away following the US "liberation&quo...
London - Following the 2001 attack on New York City, the United States invaded Afghanistan, and Iraq, Muslim countries that had terribly little to do with 9-11, other than the Taliban briefly harboring Osama bin Laden in remote parts of Afghanistan.
Iran, Cuba and Venezuela---Annoyed and perhaps a bit jealous that Evangelist Pat Roberts has been making death threats, Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has issued a fatwa against the life of the politically active televangelical former Presidential Cand...
AUSTRALIA - The latest invention from down under has just rolled off the production line! Car shoes, yes you read right.
The world reverberated with joyeous celebration at the pronouncement by the top echelons of the world's major churches, that "Erbie" Tucker Jones, a penniless panhandler, who sleeps at night on a cot, in a central Chicago homeless shelter, has been...
In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.
Duffus, Washington - Self proclaimed guru and leader of the support group, "Trailer Trash United," has declared Monday, August 16th as Trailer Trash Pride Day in Duffus, Washington.
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