Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Osteoporosis Division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones has rallied round its No 1 rent boy after the US Supreme Court said he had no authority to run a dictatorship just because he h...
Barry Chuckle, half of TV's popular 'Chuckle Brothers' duo, has been announced as the new leader of the Woloboms. Mr Chuckle was made chief of the ancient African tribe in a ceremony lasting just over an hour. Hailing his indefatigable co...
Shortly after the release of Superman Returns, George Lucas, founder of Lucasfilm Ltd., sued Warner Bros. for using one of his Star Wars sound effects during the film without any permission. "I find this sort of plagiarism to be unacceptable in Holly...
A group of tourists from Kansas got more than they bargained for backstage at The View this week when they witnessed a physical confrontation between dueling divas Star Jones and Barbara Walters. Apparently at first Barbara and Star merely hurled ve...
The North Dakota chapter of Citizens for Common Sense today issued a call to action in hopes to curb the rampant suicide in the psychiatric industry. An alarming study has conclusively shown that psychiatrists have more than double the suicide rate o...
London - (Associated Mess): A Ministry of Defence spokesman confirmed this morning that known relatives of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin who have made stellar careers from impersonating members of the British royal family will be representing the U...
As if his constant battle with drugs weren't enough to irritate the bellicose radio host, Rush Limbaugh must now deal with a lawsuit from the Pfizer marketing department.
Dayton, OH- It seems more than one person is confused about the sale of raw milk in Ohio. Although the beverage has been the single most nutrient dense food consumed by people for thousands of years, the Ohio Department of Agriculture believes they...
METROPOLIS (AP) Superman creators Joe Shuster, Jerry Siegel, and DC Comics filed suit today against physicist Stephen Hawking. The famed wheelchair bound Professor Hawking, who speaks through a computerized voice box after being left paralyzed by mot...
SAN DIEGO, CA (Associated Press) - Deputies have new information on one of the most bizarre and twisted crimes in recent history. The suspect in a series of sexual assaults that terrorized San Diego this spring has been linked to the crimes through...
Detroit -- In a stunning announcement before the Professional Auto Designers conference today, Bob Bardo, chief designer for GM, proffered "radical" changes in its new line.
The White House- President Bush announced in a press conference that he will "pull out all the stops" in attacking the upcoming Aerosmith/Motley Crue joint tour.
Tallahassee -- Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida, announced today the promotion of Key Lime pie to state status. "You got your state bird and flower, now you got your pie," he said at the press conference.
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The House of Representatives Homeland Insecurity Committee chairman Peter King has reacted badly to US press reports that a recent make-over by Hollywood stylists credited with Teri Hatcher's astonishing image...
Disgusted with the breakdown of the main camera on the Hubble telescope, NASA scientists are madly scrambling to fix the problem. Meanwhile, intergalactic sources exclusive to The Spoof have been able to discover the TRUE story (and it's not pre...
A novelty car sticker depicting the popular TV actress Ruth Madoc has been blamed for a 500% increase in road traffic accidents. The sticker shows the 'Hi-de-hi' star with her hands outstretched and a look of surprise on her face, as if a ra...
A west London family are after Armed Police stormed their home following a report there may be some left over free food. The Tiresome family from Kensington had enjoyed a selection of pizzas, burgers and soda drinks with a DVD, when a passing pedestr...
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