Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President George Bush says he will rescue the VECO Corrupt Bastards Club catastrophe tomorrow, but wants to work with Democrats to find a compromise on getting Attorney General Alberto Gonzales off the hook for Justice De...
Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will finish and record a lost Britney Spears song for release later this year, sources in the music industry are reporting.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Sporting a brand new bouffant hair-piece White House shock-jock Tony Snow grinned broadly on his first day back at work following the news that his old Colon Bowel cancer which had metastased to his former toupee had been...
Big Ka-Boom By Crazy Cal Jennings (To the tune of Chick-a-Boom)...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Moose&Squirell named Jalapenoman, Cal Jennings and Gnarley Eric...The New 3 Stooges... We believe this was her bid to be the Fourth Stooge. We all know that Curly and Shemp alternated on The Three Stooges, so w...
Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq, chief of war-mongering, General Sir Les Avvum, announced this morning, despite fears that his overt gingerness may make him a target for Iraqi militia.
DISCLAIMER: The following is a frank discussion of a bodily function for the purposes of philosophy. Those of you repulsed by either, please don't read. (New York-NY) It's not gray hair, beginning to surround my temples and most of my head(s), that I fear is telling me I'm aging. It isn't even me having to say, "What did you say?" if I'm listening to someone with more than two other people talk...
London - (Rioters): Hellfire Club grandees and thirty-third degree Illuminati elders have warned UK Prime Monster Tony Blair that Wallpurgis Night will be his last ever in 10 Downing Street.
London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has confided in her close-nit (sic) circle of friends that it was well over a year ago that Buckingham Palace courtiers told her that she would never be Queen.
Chelsea officials are seeking to play down last night's bizarre scenes as manager Jose Mourinho unleashed the latest of his trademark verbal assaults on... Jose Mourinho.
London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for mega...
Cilla Black has stated that she has been abducted by aliens. The Blind Date host said that she was blindfolded and abducted by "alien life forms" many times in the past and that these aliens have hosted many of her shows in the mid 90s.
The head of Russia's space agency says that the US has rejected a Moscow proposal that the two countries join forces to explore the Moon.
Washington Toast - Paul Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank, former under Secretary of Defense and architect of the Iraq war, was arrested today by D.C. police for what was called: TMFP; or more colloquially known as, 'Taking money from the po...
The Queen has finally broken her silence over the part she played in the recent break-up of the relationship between William and Kate Middleton.
Five men have been convicted at the Old Bailey of conspiring to cause explosions in Britain. The trial heard they had enough explosives for a gigantic bomb of planet destroying proportions.
Bermuda Triangle, Apr 31 - In a major blow to genuine reporters all over the world, TheSpoof.com, a site that has always prided itself on its discretion and politeness in a world of rogues and disclosures, today announced that it would no longer be a...
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