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Monday, 30 April 2007

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Get it down yer! (purge later)

London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for megabucks. A spokesman commented, "It looked like a pro-anorexia rally."

The clothes availble in size 0, 00 and 000 ( 3-6 months) are based on some of Kates own favourite design ideas, incorporating "coke" bibs, fag- proof lining and the kind of flowery prints that no one over a size 00 is ever going to get away with.

Kate herself was present at the store, meeting fans. She conmmented, "We saved a bomb on fabric by sizing it all down and making it all really short too."

She left the store in a huff later though, after fiance Pete Docherty breezed in for a laugh and knocked clothes flying all over the store, before setting fire to most of them in typical attention-seeking fashion.

She seemed much happier later when both attended a post-opening party, with Pete commenting, "It's HIGH fashion, man, geddit?" before falling over and smashing a camera, again in typical attention seeking fashion.

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