Written by Cal Jennings
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Monday, 30 April 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Moose&Squirell named Jalapenoman, Cal Jennings and Gnarley Eric...The New 3 Stooges... We believe this was her bid to be the Fourth Stooge. We all know that Curly and Shemp alternated on The Three Stooges, so we do have a vacancy. Moose&Squirell has shown that she is outrageous enough to fill the position and she is seriously being considered for the position.

Cal Jennings has already voiced his approval, but we still have to wait for Gnarly Erik and Jalepenoman to submit their votes.

Moose&Squirrel has shown a bit of jealousy of the three by writing Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted. This cry for attention shows that she is as desperate as the other Three Stooges here at TheSpoof.com. Since she did pay homage to the three writers, there are no hard feelings, and she is still being considered as the Fourth Stooge; however, it has not yet been determined if her lack of taste is bad enough to compete with the other Stooges.

queen mudder has not commented on whether she wants to apply as the Fourth Stooge. It is unknown as to whether she will be considered.

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