Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President George Bush says he will rescue the VECO Corrupt Bastards Club catastrophe tomorrow, but wants to work with Democrats to find a compromise on getting Attorney General Alberto Gonzales off the hook for Justice Department cover-ups about big oil graft and kickbacks.
Bush has vowed to work with Democrats on the next step to craft a compromise that will allow Gonzales to stay in office while the Alaskan Bastards are indicted and subjected to Due Process.
"I made my position very clear," Bush said today, "but the Congress chose to ignore it, so I will make sure that VECO isn't what finally brings down this fine wartime Administration during the country's greatest ever need for graft and corruption concealment by the lawyers," Bush said in a press conference in the White House Rose Garden on Monday.
"That's not to say that I'm not interested in their opinions - I am. Anybody who knows me knows my total dedication to graft and corruption in a bi-partisan atmosphere of mutual distrust.
"I look forward to working with members of both parties to get VECO and my Attoprney General off the hook without setting artificial timetables and micromanaging the headlines while the Feds do their work up in Alaska.
"There's a lot of Democrats that understand that I need to get the money to the presidential election fun raisers as soon as possible. I'm optimistic that we can get something done in a positive way," Bush said.