Australian's Set To Become Porn-Addicted Free

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Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Porn addicted Australian's can claim help on the Countries failing Heath System

Now, if your a porn addict - live in Australia, you can now claim your treatment through the Countries free Medical System, Medicare, and they recon' your treatment will break your filthy habit.

In an already overloaded Health System, the Federal Government have blessed the program to have Australia become the first Porn free society.

O.K., all you do is have a pornography addiction - call the experts - and become porn-less all at the cost of the free Australian Health System Medicare!

For those who have more serious ailments, other than porn addiction, well you'll need to wait - the system can't do everything all at once.

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