Australia, well known for their cock-ups, kangaroo's (is that spelled correctly?) and barbi's have really acted like a bunch of outback morons with corks swinging on their hats this time.
President Obamama (?) was due to visit the world's biggest deserted dust bowl but heard of the spelling mistake on some mugs (not the human type) in Sydney.
He immediately cancelled the visit, stamped his feet, ordered Mel Gibson to leave the country and burnt all of his Kylie Minogue record collection including that one stupendous hit with Jason Donovan (who?).
The US are so upset that they have decided to back the Aborigines case for an autonomous region around Ayers Rock and their wish to expel all the ancestors of ex-Brit convicts including Ned Kelly alias Mick Jagger.
Obama has refused to go there again until they manage to spell his name correctly on their souvenir mugs; instead he's sent Hilary to deal with the Aborigine's claim and she promises to give them all a massive "blow job" on their enormous didgeridoos (is that spelled correctly?)
