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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Doctor Says His Balls Are Atrophying (Shrinking) At An Alarming Rate

Donald Trump’s Doctor Says His Balls Are Atrophying (Shrinking) At An Alarming Rate

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has been the former “Divider-in-Chiefs” personal physician for decades. He first saw DJT, back on September 29, 1999, when Trump developed a horrible case of the clap, which he to this day claims he got…

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Funny story: Phiderna Pharmaceutical Has Just Developed a Fantastic Pill For Women That Will Grow Ovaries

Phiderna Pharmaceutical Has Just Developed a Fantastic Pill For Women That Will Grow Ovaries

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s leading pharmaceutical companies has just informed the pubic that their scientists have developed an amazing pill. The pill, which was developed by Phiderna Pharmaceuticals, is sold under the bran…

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Funny story: Anti-stupid vaccine marketed as an anti-vaccine vaccine

Anti-stupid vaccine marketed as an anti-vaccine vaccine

Medical experts plan to deal with anti-vaxxers who want take the hoped-for anti-coronavirus vaccine, by marketing an anti-stupid vaccine as an anti-vaccine vaccine. ‘We are convincing stupid people that the anti-coronavirus vaccine will soon be s…

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Funny story: Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…

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Funny story: The Most Presidential Of Drugs

The Most Presidential Of Drugs

Presidential Womble and all round flappy-handed lunatic, Donald Trump, has admitted he is taking hydroxychloroquine in an attempt to fight off Coronavirus. Having been informed by multiple health officials that “this shit does not work”, the Trumpste...

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Funny story: WebMD Algorithms Prove Unflappable on Company's Covid-19 Self Diagnosis Site

WebMD Algorithms Prove Unflappable on Company's Covid-19 Self Diagnosis Site

(Elgin, Illinois) Since its founding in 1998, WebMD has been a valuable medical website to educate its visitors on a myriad of health-related topics. From learning about Morgellons Disease to understanding if your body is low on Hyaluronic Acid, WebM...

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Funny story: Chivalry in Stable Condition and Doing Well

Chivalry in Stable Condition and Doing Well

Contrary to reports that he was dead, verified sources have comfirmed that chivalry is in stable condition and doing well. "It wasn't looking good there for a minute," said Dr. Chase Lancet of New England Medical Center, as he held open the door f...

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Funny story: Shrekli Had Prices of Pharmaceutical Products to Reduce World Population, As Well As Other Insurance Companies

Shrekli Had Prices of Pharmaceutical Products to Reduce World Population, As Well As Other Insurance Companies

It is rumored that Martin Shrekli raised the prices of pharmaceutical products to lessen the total world population, being part of a secret organization that shares the same views as he does. Raising the prices of pills that prevented amenable mo...

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Funny story: Dr. Quigley: The Editor Apologises

Dr. Quigley: The Editor Apologises

It is not often that we at The Spoof are victims of hoaxes, fraudulent behaviour or what the great unwashed call "scams", but in the case of so-called Dr. Quigley I feel it is behoven upon me to apologise for his sexually obsessed articles and gratuitous behaviour. The Spoof is a reputable news organ and we thoroughly research the material which we produce, and we vet our employees and their qu...

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Funny story: Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Dear Dr Quigley I suffer from recurrent migraines, but my GP always wants me to give a sample of semen whenever I see her, and she insists on helping me. Is this right? S. Perm-Donor, Balham. Lots of patients would love such personal service from their GP. It sounds like she is using the ancient Chinese practice of acuwankture to relieve your headaches and I am sure you feel much better afterw...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Smallpox

Where are they now? Smallpox

Smallpox. Along with cholera, rickets and other indignities, it was once considered a rite of passage for many humans to suffer this killer disease with its 30 per cent death rate and legacy of pock marked faces for survivors. Those were the days. Days to which anti-vaccine fundamentalists want to take us back. Many of them are fans of discredited and struck-off British doctor Andrew Wakefiel...

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Funny story: Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Local Hospital, Last Resort Methodist, has opened its second food court in an effort to get more patients into the hospital. “The first food court didn’t have enough disease in their food. This time, with options like McFryBird and Lard Cow, we’r...

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Funny story: Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Checkup Said to Reveal He Is Overweight Asshole

Donald Trump Checkup Said to Reveal He Is Overweight Asshole

New York - Donald J. Trump released on Wednesday the results from his most recent physical examination, revealing that he is overweight, takes a statin for cholesterol, and is an asshole. Although Mr. Trump's weight has been a source of debate, wi...

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Funny story: GPs to cut consultation fees

GPs to cut consultation fees

The newly elected head of the Australian Medical Association (AMA), Dr James Gibbon, has announced that from next week, General Practitioners (GPs) will cut their consultation fees to $10. This is a cut of about $70 in the cost of the average ten-m...

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Funny story: Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Pro Golfer Erik Compton Gets A Quick Liver Switch

Dallas, TX - Our man, Chip Fairway, is out on the long lonely pro golf trail, where it's Texas Swing time on the PGA Tour. Along the way, he has uncovered the tale of a man who has seen some adversity on his way to becoming a pro golf journey man. Er...

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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...

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