Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 26 February 2010

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Who are you

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart who are you seems to be the question asked by most people in Scotland. We done surveys in Edinburgh and Glasgow and 90% of people over 40 did not know who they were.

For people who said they did not know who they were we advised that Pattinson and Stewart were stars in the Movie Twilight about Vampires but even that did not seem to register with people over 40 although younger people did seem to know who they were.

One guy in Glasgow said "Pattinson,Stewart,Twilight the Movie no way man I would rather watch the Twilight Zone."

Looks like lots of people in Scotland are not interested in Pattinson or Stewart.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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