Robert Pattinson quits "Breaking Dawn"

Written by Alan95Haitch

Friday, 19 February 2010

Twilight Heart-throb Robert Pattinson, has just announced that he will NOT be signing up for the last instalments of the twilight saga, due to the "tension" on set. He claims that he and his co-stars, have too much bitterness among each other, and that he is going to take some time out to focus on his music career.

Rumours have been spreading that Robert is jealous of Kristens new boyfriend, and has reportedly feuded with her several times behind the scenes.

Auditions have been casting in L.A. for the new role of Edward Cullen, and it is also reported that Kristen Stewart will be taking a break from the movies to work on her troubled personal life.

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