The new Twilight TV series on FOX will apparently have a couple of actors from the Twilight movies. "Right now we're writing, re-writing the whole first season as we are looking at a hit series, I am sure", says FOX Executive, Grant Chism. "I thin...
A few years ago in the second Twilight movie series a director used several tricks, not trick photography, for some scenes that are going to be used in the next Stephen King movie, "Dr. Sleep". If you remember some of the expressions, you'll love...
Two old friends seem to be drawn back together. "We have a very special relationship with each other. We each go our own way with our careers but try to get together as often as possible", stated Stewart. All the news during the Twilight series...
It shouldn't have caught movie theaters around the country off guard but it has. "We had no idea that such a large crowd would show up for a repeat performance", stated more than one theater owner. Some are saying they may run for a couple of w...
"C'mon let's be real. A lot of the chicks reading those books are smokin' hot and between the ages of twenty and twenty-six. I'm trying to nail that demographic," stated Mike Oxbig, a 32 year old bachelor and avid reader of the "Twilight" series.
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart was seen walking hand in hand with former NBA Bad Boy, Dennis "The Menace" Rodman. The two were spotted going into Needleman's Tattoo Parlor which is owned and operated by the w...
VENICE BEACH - The female star of the Twilight Saga movie series, Kristen Stewart was recently spotted down on Venice Beach walking barefoot and mumbling to herself. K-Stew, as Vice-President Joe Biden nicknamed her, has of late been acting extrem...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim "Baby Bump" Kardashian has just informed the entertainment media that she is so angry and so depressed about the latest swatting incident that she could literally spit screws. The still married girlfriend of Kanye West was re...
We here at The Spoof are dedicated to bringing you the most important World Events. Therefore we arranged for our top reporter on International Affairs to send dispatches from the Israel-Palestine Conflict. Unfortunately he was beheaded this morning...
SANTA MONICA - The reports about Rob Pattinson, 26, and ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, 22, getting back together again have been greatly exaggerated. A close friend of Pattinson's stated to iRumors that the stories of the two making up and startin...
MARINA DEL REY, California - After what seemed like an eternity Kristen Stewart, the stoic Hollywood actress who never smiles, managed to crack a smile at a local Mexican food restaurant in Marina Del Rey. Stewart, was dumped by her boyfriend Rob...
BEVERLY HILLS - Close friends of Twilight star Kristen Stewart have expressed concern and are very worried about her mental, physical, emotional, financial, and geographical state. Lacey "Frilly" Scoffingshaw, who has known K-Stew since their days...
LOS ANGELES - Liz and Dick did it. So did Robert and Natalie. Those two famous couples Taylor, Burton, Wagner, and Wood married divorced and remarried. Now Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were never married but for all practical purposes they ma...
LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that Kristen Stewart is still pretty much in hiding since the revelations of her indiscretions hit the fan so to speak. Stewart had been in talks with Tri-Moon films about starring in Sheboygan S...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's national news agency, Las Maracas is reporting that Twilight actress Kristen Stewart is staying at the luxurious Puffy Taco Resort & Casino. The establishment which is co-owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyle...
LOS ANGELES - According to a highly reliable, unnamed, inside source, Kristen Stewart, 22, is saying that she has never been as depressed as she is at the present time. She told the unnamed source that the last time she felt this bad was when she...
LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Twilight star Rob Pattinson say that he is still extremely upset about his former girlfriend Kristen Stewart's affair with her Snow White And The Huntsman accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti. Pattinson has learned from...
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