Chongqing, China/ Hot/Wet News Flash - The Minister of Sex for the Peoples Republic of China announced with Pride today the nation's first Adult Sex Theme Park, and dedicated the park to two of the World's most read Sex Spoofers, Buckwheat and Skoob.
China, long known for it's puritanical and repressed approach to discussions revolving about sex and procreation has for centuries had to IMPORT under the counter sex chronicles, mechanical aides and how to manuals, while EXPORTING everything else a normal person needs to survive in this complex world where no one wants to work for a living.
LOVELAND, the park, is set to open in October, and the park's manager , Lu Xiaoging, said it wouldn't have been possible without the internet and the hysterical and puerile import of the Spoof. com and the two allegedly straight, but sexually obsessed, writers that became cult favorites of China's Working Class.
The park will be noted for it's outsized replicas of human genitalia and graphic depictions of world wide sexual practices under the guise of sex education which brought international fame to the two writers.
Lu said there is already a precedent for the theme park, as there is a Loveland Park in South Korea, which has been responsible for the rise in the birth rate there, as well as the repeated call to legalize same sex marriages, the increase of AIDS, and 98% occupancy rates in nearby motels.
Of special note, since the Chinese do like to copy success, is a special wax work museum featuring some of the Sexual Stars of recent infamy in classical poses. Without revealing too much, prior to the premier, some famous replicas include:Bill Clinton, Barney Frank, Eliot Spitzer, Jesse Jackson, John Holmes, Linda Lovelace, Britney Speers, Bargis Thyrol, George Profumo, Adolph Hitler and his German Shepherd Blonde, and Boy George.
The Chinese Government, also well known for not acknowledging Copyrights, said they were making a special dispensation in this case in exchange for the licensing rights for "THE MAN WITH THE WORLD'S LARGES PENIS &THE WOMAN WITH THE WORLD'S LARGEST VAGINA", which had earlier caused some pissing between the Infamous Spoof Creators, but apparently has been worked out by forming some type of hedge fund which shares points in an elaborate Ponzi scheme not yet under investigation by Inspector Morse.
The Government refused to discuss monetary particulars, and efforts to contact Skoob and Buckwheat were referred to their attorney in the UK at the offices of Mudder and Muddier, LLC.
A spokesman for the firm did say however, that terms appeared to be satisfactory, and that the two writers would be appearing during the opening week festivities and signing autographs and handing out special life like autographed penises and vulvas supplied by a Chinese Factory with low carbon emissions endorsed by Al Gore.
Mark Lowton, Spoof Editor, said he was pleased for the two contributors and hoped he too would be invited to the grand opening where he had heard there was going to be a Glory Hole mounted horizontally in keeping with the perceived Chinese Anatomy. According to the Spoof Forum, Buckwheat and JMan set him straight and advised him to stop reading misleading reports from contributor Wirehead.
Barney Frank said he is recommending that LOVELAND III be commissioned and built in the quaint Massachusetts Village of Norfolk using TARP funds in order to increase revenue for he now bankrupt state, and to be named after just about anyone of the Kennedy's.
