Parents Groups Upset at "How To Get Laid" Book in School Libraries

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Saturday, 2 May 2009


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Parents groups in the California are upset about a new book that has just appeared in Public School libraries across the state. "How to Get Laid," a book by Rod Ironman, has members of the P.T.A., the Gay P.T.A., and the BiSexual P.T.A. calling for a traditional Southern Baptist/Nazi style Book Burning.

Sarah Rainbow of San Francisco was calm enough to speak to reporters about this issue. "How dare they put this book in our schools! It is supposed to help young nerdy, socially inept boys find the proper girl, teach them how to talk with that girl, purchase condoms without embarrassment, and then have sex with a girl."

"I am shocked and amazed at this book in our libraries! Don't they realize that this is the 21st century? Don't they know that California is the center of modern thought?"

"Think a second...what boy in Northern California would even want to have sex with a girl? That's something for girls to do here. California boys should be chasing after the football players!"

"I think Tom Hanks should hear about this! I'll bet Mormons were involved. How dare they promote heterosexual sex in this day and age."

Governor Arnold issued a press release saying that "I bought this book for da schools so dat maybe da girly-men could get some. Dos dikey girls really need to get laid too. Dey need something besides plastic to get dem off."

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