Naked Couple Going At It Hot & Heavy In Garbage Dumpster

Funny story written by Bureau

Monday, 4 May 2009

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Dumpster Much Bigger Than These

A Saanich, British Columbian police officer who responded to a suspicious persons call that a lot of noise was being heard behind a grocery there probably wishes he hadn't, after he stumbled upon two naked adults going at it hot and heavy in a garbage dumpster.

The officer was called to a local parking lot early last Friday morning, where he heard the noises coming from the bin. He called out to the people inside but when no one responded and the noises continued, he approached the dumpster.

The 32-year-old woman and a 29-year-old man were totally oblivious to his presence and seemed only intent on the activities.

The two adults were immediately ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, although they pleaded for "Just a few more minutes, he's my hubby!"

While the man was arrested after finding out he had slipped off from a jail work crew, the woman was told to go home.....so she put her clothes back on an got back into the dumpster.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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