Written by Pointer

Friday, 15 May 2009

image for Polish Friar Urges Catholic Couples to Get Hot
Chapter 69 is entitled Give em something to forgive you for

In a Polish sex manual being dubbed the Catholic Kama Sutra, Franciscan Friar Snotz tells Catholic married couples that now they can have no holds barred sex just like the clergy has been doing since the Middle Ages.

Snotz who jokingly refers to himself as Tire Fuck gives some of the chapter titles to his Lay person's guide to getting a good lay:

  • The Tunnel: You've read about the secret passages from the rectory to the convent ... well, build a land of counterpane across the bed blankets and crawl your way together to marital bliss dressed up in religious habits...at least for awhile...
  • Corporal Punishment: Remember the good old daze of catholic school and the discipline exercised that would tody be called child abuse...Take turns as deans of discipline administering some severe paddy whacks to each others' booties...
  • Unprotected Sex: Continue the adventure of Vatican Roulette as you fuck each others brains out so bad that you forget all about responsible parenting and the global population bomb!

Proceeds for the RCKS will be donated to a dedicated group of African sisters who prick pin holes in condom packages.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Sex, Religion

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
49 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more