Nigerian Women Go On Sex Strike

Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Bonking Ban Too Late For Some People

Sisters rejoice! The women of Nigeria have issued their partners with an ultimatum: Either you guys sort out a solution to the tribal differences and feuds which so afflict our great nation, or we women will go on sex strike. It's that simple. No truce, no nookie. Your choice.

Whether these women, with their threat of a week long bonking boycott are to be taken seriously is anybody's guess, but Nigerian guys seem to be taking it all very seriously, and, it must be added, rather nervously. Huddles of Nigerian men in deep conversation have been reported all over Nairobi and its suburbs, which is amazing in itself, as Nairobi isn't even in Nigeria, it's in Kenya! Just goes to show how far reaching the implications of the bonking boycott are. One furious man told us:

"This is outrageous. Whoever heard of such a thing? I don't know what these bitches are hoping to achieve, but a week long booty ban isn't very likely to REDUCE tensions!"

We met with Ayisha Nwankwoe and asked if it was likely that Nigeria's legions of ladies of the night would join in the bonk ban or view it as a business opportunity. She told us:

"Of course these women will be compensated for loss of earnings, so we expect their full support."

And if they refuse? We ventured.

"Then we will burn them," came the frightening response.

More as we get it, or not, as the case may be.

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