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Trolls invade Spoof forums!

Funny story: Trolls invade Spoof forums!

After the general decline of The Spoof and its tough way back to some form of respectability, it seems like the fabulous site is being re-invaded by a new generation of trolls! It has taken years to rid the site of morons, idiots and those whose o...

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Frankie D. Private Investigator. Part the first

The wind blew through the windy city. This was Chicago, the windy city. In his office off one of those run down streets near a rather violent neighbourhood, Frankie D sat at his desk sipping sour mash whiskey and hummed one of those classic old tunes; Y.M.C.A. by the village people. A letter had arrived from Ohio and its content had him worried, it was written in Mandarin. Was it a threat from...

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Defrocked Jesuit Francois DuBois Of West 'By God!' Virginia To Open Premium Rate Telephone Confessional

Funny story: Defrocked Jesuit Francois DuBois Of West 'By God!' Virginia To Open Premium Rate Telephone Confessional

Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...

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Famous Spoof writer goes down with E Coli disease without eggs on his face!

Funny story: Famous Spoof writer goes down with E Coli disease without eggs on his face!

A very famous (infamous) spoof writer has been be-smitten with E Coli disease after continually consuming rotten eggs and Stella Artois after the evening Spoof curfew. His lovely wife noticed a disorder in his normal behaviour because after devouring...

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The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

Funny story: The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...

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The rise and rise of Inchcock Part One

Funny story: The rise and rise of Inchcock Part One

Inchcock was born in a poverty stricken back street of Knightsbridge, London. His parents had moved from Mayfair some months earlier because the next door neighbours did not have a Butler or maid. It was a sparse existence; the family could not afford Izal toilet paper. Inchcocks family lived hand to mouth they had hands and used their mouths. When Inchy was six, he was sent to stay with an aun...

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Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Funny story: Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Shocking revelations from the UK today as a close knit group of satirists, known as 'The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' finally bowed to unrelenting pressure from extreme masculinists, and came out of the closet waving pink chiffon scarves, whilst proud...

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Skoob1999 Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Shame

Funny story: Skoob1999 Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Shame

Certifiable idiot, Skoob1999 has finally achieved his lifelong ambition, by being inducted into the Spoof Hall Of Shame, in Hog Jaw Arkansas, alongside such Spoof writing luminaries as Wonky Moods, Feargal McCartney, Duncan Disorderly, the Queen Moth...

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Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Funny story: Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...

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Spoof Writers Demand That Skoob1999 Be Banned From The Spoof Website

Funny story: Spoof Writers Demand That Skoob1999 Be Banned From The Spoof Website

A delegation of leading spoof writers for internationally acclaimed satirical website, TheSpoof.co.uk have joined forces in lobbying the site owner, Mark Lowton, demanding that Martin Shuttlecock, aka Skoob1999 be banned from the site indefinitely.

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Anonymous UK Hack Skoob1999's Spoof Account

Funny story: Anonymous UK Hack Skoob1999's Spoof Account

UK based spoofer and serial idiot, Skoob1999 was delighted to learn today that hacking group, Anonymous UK have hacked his Spoof account. Skoob, wobbling a bit as a result of Sunday's football results and a tad too much of premium strength Belgian...

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Mature Munters To Be Replaced By Sexy Asian Babes

Funny story: Mature Munters To Be Replaced By Sexy Asian Babes

In a dramatic twist of editorial policy, marginally funny comedy website, TheSpoof.co.uk has announced that its wildly unpopular Mature Dating advertisements are to be replaced by more upmarket advertising campaigns featuring sexy Asian babes, and ho...

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Queen mudder abducted by Alien Skoob1999!

Funny story: Queen mudder abducted by Alien Skoob1999!

LONDON (ABSNN)-Our beloved queen mudder was abducted by the nefarious skoob1999, an alien from the planet Marz Friday evening at 2335 GMT. She was attending séance at the West London home of Ms. Sarah Alton, a little know, but exceptional Physical M...

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Latest Episode Of Crap Serial - 'The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six' - Out Today...Sometime

Funny story: Latest Episode Of Crap Serial - 'The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six' - Out Today...Sometime

Parental Advisory - This Article Contains The 'C' Word Literary critics hailed today's upcoming release of the latest episode in the interminably dreary 'adventure serial' - The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Six -...

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Taylor Swift abducted by aliens...May be Probed!

Funny story: Taylor Swift abducted by aliens...May be Probed!

ZOGDAMN, MARZ (ABSNN) -- Country music sweetheart Taylor Swift became the latest celebrity to be abducted by the now infamous skoob1999. an alien from the planet Marz. Swift disappeared Tuesday evening according to her mother. "She left this note...

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Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Funny story: Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race. Part One

Clive Danton addressed the three men sitting on the bench in Hyde Park. "Are you sure, you want to take up Mr Skoobs wager? It is a long arduous journey, and you three are not exactly Olympic athletes are you? Why don't you give him the money and forget about it" "Give him his money!" shouted Inchcock. "I would rather lick your underpants" "No way pedro" said Lynton "I am going to do this,...

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Shocker For Feminists As 9 Out Of 10 Men Admit They'd Rather Have A Penguin

Funny story: Shocker For Feminists As 9 Out Of 10 Men Admit They'd Rather Have A Penguin

Feminists were left reeling today, as the results of a recent survey revealed that 9 out of 10 men - a shockingly shocking 90% in total - revealed that they'd rather have a Penguin, as opposed to succumbing to the womanly wiles of a feminist woman.

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"FFS Lay Off Balotelli!" - Says Die Hard United Fan

Funny story: "FFS Lay Off Balotelli!" - Says Die Hard United Fan

Die hard Manchester United fan, Donald Skoob, a janitor at Salford University, today appealed to the media, and his fellow fans, to lay off Mario Balotelli. Skoob roundly condemned the media sensationalism surrounding the young Italian striker, in...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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