Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today emerged from a ten year alcohol induced state of inertia in order to announce to a completely disinterested and uncaring world that he has finally lost the will to live. After working night shifts throughout the…
LONDON - (Satire News) – Loretta Piffinshaw, senior writer for England’s Ta Ta For Now News, has told the BBC that she really and truly feels that a satirist, who has written for Mark Lowton’s widely-read satire/parody website, The Spoof is poised to…
A man who tried to avoid paying for a train ticket, and then had to take evasive action as the train's conductor arrived, had to be rescued, after falling from the vehicle, and becoming trapped between it and the station platform where it had come to...
After the general decline of The Spoof and its tough way back to some form of respectability, it seems like the fabulous site is being re-invaded by a new generation of trolls! It has taken years to rid the site of morons, idiots and those whose o...
The wind blew through the windy city. This was Chicago, the windy city. In his office off one of those run down streets near a rather violent neighbourhood, Frankie D sat at his desk sipping sour mash whiskey and hummed one of those classic old tunes; Y.M.C.A. by the village people. A letter had arrived from Ohio and its content had him worried, it was written in Mandarin. Was it a threat from...
Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...
A very famous (infamous) spoof writer has been be-smitten with E Coli disease after continually consuming rotten eggs and Stella Artois after the evening Spoof curfew. His lovely wife noticed a disorder in his normal behaviour because after devouring...
The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...
Inchcock was born in a poverty stricken back street of Knightsbridge, London. His parents had moved from Mayfair some months earlier because the next door neighbours did not have a Butler or maid. It was a sparse existence; the family could not afford Izal toilet paper. Inchcocks family lived hand to mouth they had hands and used their mouths. When Inchy was six, he was sent to stay with an aun...
Shocking revelations from the UK today as a close knit group of satirists, known as 'The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' finally bowed to unrelenting pressure from extreme masculinists, and came out of the closet waving pink chiffon scarves, whilst proud...
Certifiable idiot, Skoob1999 has finally achieved his lifelong ambition, by being inducted into the Spoof Hall Of Shame, in Hog Jaw Arkansas, alongside such Spoof writing luminaries as Wonky Moods, Feargal McCartney, Duncan Disorderly, the Queen Moth...
Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
A delegation of leading spoof writers for internationally acclaimed satirical website, TheSpoof.co.uk have joined forces in lobbying the site owner, Mark Lowton, demanding that Martin Shuttlecock, aka Skoob1999 be banned from the site indefinitely.
UK based spoofer and serial idiot, Skoob1999 was delighted to learn today that hacking group, Anonymous UK have hacked his Spoof account. Skoob, wobbling a bit as a result of Sunday's football results and a tad too much of premium strength Belgian...
In a dramatic twist of editorial policy, marginally funny comedy website, TheSpoof.co.uk has announced that its wildly unpopular Mature Dating advertisements are to be replaced by more upmarket advertising campaigns featuring sexy Asian babes, and ho...
LONDON (ABSNN)-Our beloved queen mudder was abducted by the nefarious skoob1999, an alien from the planet Marz Friday evening at 2335 GMT. She was attending séance at the West London home of Ms. Sarah Alton, a little know, but exceptional Physical M...
Parental Advisory - This Article Contains The 'C' Word Literary critics hailed today's upcoming release of the latest episode in the interminably dreary 'adventure serial' - The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Six -...
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