Written by sajeman

Thursday, 30 April 2009

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A Christian priest and a Jewish rabbi we caught having sex inside a church. Both claimed that they had taken a vow of celibacy however Satan led them astray.

They were actually having a debate on religion when both had a strong sexual urges finding the church empty both entered the confession box and showered each other with love.

In his excuse the Christian priest said 'The message of our Lord Jesus Christ was to spread love' while the Jewish rabbi claimed that 'We are known for disobeying God'.

They were caught by a woman who had come in to confess her sins, who said 'I cheated on my husband and wanted to confess in church but was shocked to see what was happening in the confession box'

Later she did confess her sins to both the religious leaders.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Christian, Jewish




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