Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 10 April 2009

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A bent trunk

A Polish gay elephant is seeking a new home. His camp behavior has seen him expelled from Poznan zoo. Nelly the elephant has to pack his trunk following several cases of sexual harassment.

Polish officials were unrepentant. "It's no laughing matter getting goosed by a bull elephant you know" said Leech Weltsa, "And when he wants a bun.... well just don't turn your back."

Several celebrities have already offered Nelly a new home. Dale Winton is said to be 'particularly keen' whilst Michael Barryless said "He could fill my pool with a trunk like that! And they never forget how to please."

Anti-gay demonstrators have descended on Poznan to argue that the zoo should not have bought the elephant. Stan Twisted said "A big poof like that could give the elephants a bad name."

Fortunately gay pride campaigners have rallied and slogans such as "If you like me touch my bun", "Fancy a trunk bunk?" and "Welcome to the road to man da lay" have been seen at the zoo.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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