Dykes, Lesbians and Butches: Fargoan's last Hope

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 28 March 2009

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Fargo's dykesm stand shoulder to shoulder in the face of the great flood

In a strange reversal of humanity's approach to natural disaster, the citizens of Fargo, ND are counting on homosexuals to save them from a biblical size flood.

Most often, gays have been blamed for attracting fire from heaven and causing divine retribution when nature or a failed presidency brings about intense and widespread suffering and devastation. Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because "males laid with males as they would with females".

Many televangelists have told us that Katrina was God's way of hating fags.

But in progressive, out of the closet Fargo, frightened citizens are pinning their last hopes on the dykes. Local minister, Muffy diver prayed at a riverside service: God help our dykes to be strong and stand, lest we all die in the flood waters."

Fargo flood control manager, Sandy Bagged explained that butches and femmes work better than sand bags and spit and glue"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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