Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Friday, 27 March 2009

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The Homophobe Pride Rally

A rally through central London for homophobes has been announced by the leader of the Homophobe Pride League, Gay Fister. Mr Fister has said that the rally will celebrate people's pride in being homophobes.

Exclusively, he told me, "For too long, us homophobes have been forced to stay in the closet and keep our views quiet. This is an opportunity for us to express ourselves without fear of being shunned by society."

The march is to take a similar route to the London Gay Pride march, but is to take place a week earlier. Confusingly, the Homophobe Pride march also uses the same symbols of a rainbow and participants are encouraged to wear pink clothes.

Mr Fister explained, "We use the same symbols as the gay pride because we're trying to show what a bunch of faggots they are."

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Topics: Gay, Homophobia

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