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George Bush eats elephant sushi

Funny story: George Bush eats elephant sushi

Deepest, Africa - According to Voryiay iLdoday, Chief Game Warden, elephant poaching is soon to be a thing of the past. iLdoday and his team are fitting all elephants with automatic guided missile launchers. The special system detects rifle cracks...

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Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Funny story: Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Kerala, India: Chained elephants in India look peaceful, loving, and really not dangerous until humans, believing they possess 'Elephant Whisper' skills attempt to mount them! After whispering in the huge ears of a chained elephant, and feeding...

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Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Funny story: Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Scientists in India are rapidly discovering why elephants can become stressed by analysing their crap, it seems! Now if one has ever chased elephants on a safari, observed the poor creatures chained to their master's logs, being hunted by poachers...

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GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Funny story: GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Washington, DC - Since 1874 the Republican Party has been symbolized by the elephant, in contrast to the Democratic Party's donkey. Yesterday the GOP announced that it will no longer use the elephant in any advertising or other campaigns. After...

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Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Funny story: Elephants Revolt Against Republicans

Washington, D.C. - A recent survey of over 1000 elephants from zoos across America, confirmed what biologists who study the great, big animals have thought all along - elephants are very aware that they are the face of the Republican Party - and they...

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Elephant No Longer In The Room

The elephant in the room has taken his own life. He was suffering from clinical depression. He was extremely self-conscious, thinking that he makes others uncomfortable. He was always confused about people's true feelings towards him and he never understood his own place in this world. Sometimes people ignored him and sometimes he was the talk of the room either way no one ever really saw him...

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Elephant Saunters into NY Starbucks

Funny story: Elephant Saunters into NY Starbucks

What for, you ask? To buy his morning coffee, of course. On a break from a nearby zoo, the elephant munched peanuts and chatted with startled customers as he waited for his order, two dozen Skinny Mochas. He said he was watching his weight; s...

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17 States Ban Black Friday

Funny story: 17 States Ban Black Friday

CHICAGO - The Committee Overseeing Shoppers Actions, known as COSA, has just issued a press release which will pertain to Black Friday, starting in 2013. Anastasia "Salsa" Lightmiggle 42, national director of COSA, stated that due to the ever-grow...

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The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

Funny story: The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The African countries of Lower Zamgola and Buffaranda have been waring against each other since September of 2002. Geographic experts state that the friction between the two neighboring countries first started after a...

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Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

Funny story: Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

If you thought that cats are the only animals that purr, think again. Researchers have recently reported that elephants purr too. See "The Mystery of the Purring Elephant" by Veronique Greenwood in TIME.com (August 3, 2012). A Spoof reporter who...

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Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

Funny story: Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record. Speakin...

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Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Plugs Rampaging Bull Elephant With Pellet Gun In Southampton

Funny story: Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Plugs Rampaging Bull Elephant With Pellet Gun In Southampton

The last of the Zimbabwean big game hunters, Clayton LeMoors, one time sausage vendor based in Portsmouth but living in Southampton was called in today by Hampshire Constabulary to deal with a rampaging bull elephant situation, in Above Bar, Southamp...

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FBI probes an anonymous elephant

Funny story: FBI probes an anonymous elephant

Washington D.C. (Rooterz) - The FBI has decided to probe an anonymous elephant after it swallowed President Obama's cell phone while he was on a four day tour of the National Zoo in Washington, DC. "This is a matter of national security." says an...

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Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

Funny story: Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

As Britain attempts to come to grips with a catastrophic cabbage crop, one smallholder from Hereford has reported that his single acre of land is yielding a record cabbage harvest, which he puts down to the mysterious appearance of an African bull el...

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Arnie Becomes The Elephant Man

Funny story: Arnie Becomes The Elephant Man

Actor and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger has been speaking today about his shock at finding that he has turned into an elephant. The 64-year-old former body builder told journalists that he discovered his transformation after wak...

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Naughty Elephant On Trail

Funny story: Naughty Elephant On Trail

An elephant at London Zoo will go on trail today for being very naughty as many people report that he shouted nasty things from his zoo cage. Eye witness accounts say the things he said were "Very offensive" and that they "Were very offended by it...

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Shoppers Left Unmoved By Elephant Rampage

Funny story: Shoppers Left Unmoved By Elephant Rampage

A rampaging elephant is something that shoppers don't often encounter in Manchester's Arndale Centre, but that's exactly what happened this morning. A rogue elephant rampaged around the malls, charged shoppers, headbutted plate glass windows, over...

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Bull Elephant Stranded On Blackpool Beach

Funny story: Bull Elephant Stranded On Blackpool Beach

Holidaymakers - mainly women, who tend not to cope with such events very well - at Blackpool were left in a state of shock yesterday when an African bull elephant became stranded on the beach, having been washed up by the incoming tide. Most men p...

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