NEO Takes Control Of Every Political Party

Funny story written by Clifford Rutley

Monday, 23 June 2008

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After the great success of the neo-cons (neo conservatives) within the Republican party in the US, and the neo-labs (neo Labour or 'new' Labour as some called them) in the UK, in getting us all to believe we are fighting a none existent enemy called Al Qaeda, which was formed from the muslin groups that the British and US agents radicalised over the last century, Neo has started to extend his control to all other political parties.

He first started with the neo-libs (or neo liberals), which have started to take over the Democrat party in the US. This is so that Neo can be certain that the American public only get the illusion of change at their next presidential election, when everyone who has more than two brain cells knows that their wont be.

Next in line are the neo-torres (or neo tories), who have started to take over the conservative party in the UK so that when the British public finally dump that useless idiot Brown, they still wont get any real change there either.

We asked Neo why he was doing this and he told us that it was essential, otherwise we would all be living in a reality dominated with smith-libs, smith-cons, smith-labs and smith-torres - and we all know how stupid that sounds!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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