Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

Written by Tragic Rabbit

Sunday, 20 April 2008

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"Would you like your epidural anaesthesia now?"

The on-going doctors' strike in Maharashtra forced a woman to deliver in a cab late Saturday evening.

The woman, Seema Woowoo, was on her way to a government-run Ali Baba Hospital in north Mumbai, but was denied admission by the strikingly handsome coffee-sipping doctors.

The frantic couple then rushed to a private nursing home nearby, but on the way Woowoo went into labour and delivered a baby girl in the taxi itself, without any fecking medical help, coffee-drinking or otherwise.

The mother and baby are doing fine in Jagoff Nursing Home in Mumbai.

The striking, handsome doctors have apologized for the incident.

Tragic Rabbit, Rutters, Mumbai

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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