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High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!

Funny story: High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!

In a state of "Man this is so cool and I'm really floating, man!" A Danish pot smoking, high as a kite, gentleman, became so disorientated after spending all afternoon, and evening, puffing pot, he ordered a taxi to take him back to Christiana. An ar...

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Commercial Taxi flights into Space may be blocked ny Unions

Inter spatial taxi pilots are already insisting that unless they are 'guaranteed return fares', it won't be worth their while. ''Many of these future 'Space Tourists' have a hipster idea of flying one- way to Mars and then hanging out indefinitely...

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Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

Funny story: Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich and Persian royal wannabe Reza Pahlavi are among dozens of foreign VIPs ousted from their respective armor plated SUVs this week and made to walk in a NYPD crackdown on unlicensed taxi drivers. Adding i...

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Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

Funny story: Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle. "I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't ac...

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Hollywood's Shortest Couple Is Divorcing

Funny story: Hollywood's Shortest Couple Is Divorcing

LOS ANGELES - In an astounding announcement a spokesperson for Danny DeVito has stated that he and his wife Rhea Perlman will be heading for the big "D" (divorce). DeVito, 67, who became popular for his role of Louie De Palma on the sit-com Taxi a...

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Mayor Bloomberg Announces That All Yellow New York City Cabs Will Be Painted Green

Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg Announces That All Yellow New York City Cabs Will Be Painted Green

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg has finally announced what up until now had only been a rumor and that is that effective January 15, 2012, every yellow taxi-cab in the five New York City boroughs will be pained green. The mayor informed a crowd of...

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Taxi Cap Proposed by COSLA

Funny story: Taxi Cap Proposed by COSLA

Taxi drivers the length and breadth of the country are up in arms at a proposal by the Convention of Scottish Local Authorities that all cabbies should wear a cap and uniform to make them appear more friendly that they sometimes appear. The chairm...

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Taxi Driver Breaks World Land Speed Record

Funny story: Taxi Driver Breaks World Land Speed Record

A taxi driver in the Argentine capital of Buenos Aires is celebrating today after breaking the World Land Speed record over a distance of 10 metres. The driver, named by police only as 'Miguel', broke the record when he took flight from his vehicl...

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The governor of Punjab Province, Pakistan, Salman Taseer, was shot nine times on Jan. 4, 2011 in Pakistan by one of his guards. He had spoken out against the country's controversial blasphemy laws, under which a Christian woman is being sentenced to death for allegedly insulting the prophet if Islam. However, for many centuries, societies in Asia, Asia Minor, Middle East, Africa etc have exper...

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New Yorkers Select Mini Cooper for New Cab Platform

Funny story: New Yorkers Select Mini Cooper for New Cab Platform

Following mayor Bloomberg's appeal to the cab riding public, requests for ideas on an adequate replacement for the Ford Crown Victoria cab standard were met with overwhelming agreement for a bright yellow Mini Cooper in a four door model. Requirin...

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Police: Naked Woman Steals Taxi

Funny story: Police: Naked Woman Steals Taxi

LAS VEGAS, NV - Police in Las Vegas say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she stole his cab. Acting Chief Joseph Chronister told The Las...

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Taxi Driver Makes Profound Statement On Catholic Church Sexual Abuse Row

Funny story: Taxi Driver Makes Profound Statement On Catholic Church Sexual Abuse Row

A Leicester taxi driver handed out leaflets today in the city asking the public to refrain from knee-jerk reactions over alleged cases of sexual abuse by priests on children and subsequent cover-ups by the Church. The leaflet stated quite calmly t...

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'Cockney London Black Cabs to be Phased Out by 2012'

Funny story: 'Cockney London Black Cabs to be Phased Out by 2012'

The Mayor of London's Transport Secretary, Kulveer Ranger, announced today plans to phase out the world famous Cockney Black Cab, citing the popular mode of transport, 'expensive and unintelligible' for a modern London. At a news conference, Mr.

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Rickshaws to be introduced in UK City Centres

Funny story: Rickshaws to be introduced in UK City Centres

In a madcap bid to save the planet (and shorten the dole queue) Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has backed an audacious plan to ban all motorised vehicles from UK City Centres. The plan, developed by the IPCC, is to make use of the thousands of rick...

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Honest Chicago Cabby Returns Woman's Goodies

Funny story: Honest Chicago Cabby Returns Woman's Goodies

In Chicago, Illinois, a 64-year-old taxi driver has a simple explanation of why he returned a bag containing items worth a lot of money to a Florida woman, saying, "It wasn't mine." Niki Pecker of Naples, Fla., was in Chicago during the weekend w...

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Missing taxi driver finally found...in Bulgaria

Funny story: Missing taxi driver finally found...in Bulgaria

A New York cab driver, from the borough of Queens, who was reported missing for 10 days, has been located in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria. The taxi driver was in good health and appears to have not suffered any duress apart from a little tiredn...

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Taliban confirm order for 100 black London taxis

Funny story: Taliban confirm order for 100 black London taxis

Lontax, the London black taxi manufacturer with the name loathed by the Chancellor because he didn't think to register it himself as a stealth tax for Londoners, has today confirmed the sale of 100 of their taxis to the Taliban in Afghanistan. A s...

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Honest cab driver returns a bag filled with cash

Funny story: Honest cab driver returns a bag filled with cash

Manila Philippines- An honest cabbie earned praise Sunday for returning a bag filled with 1.5 million pesos in cash to a masked man who left the money inside his taxicab earlier this week. Brandino Baruda, a driver for VA (Value-Added) taxi, retur...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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