BROOKLYN - (World Satire) - The Brooklyn town council has voted 11 to 1, to ban speed bumps from the downtown area. The universal purpose of speed bumps is to slow vehicles, cars, trucks, taxis, and buses down, but in Brooklyn where everyone, EVER…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The makers of the Smart Car have just come up with the taxi version of the Smart Car. A spokesperson for the Yellowjacket Taxi Company stated that after conducting a 4-month research study, they have come up with an…
Recent news of Lewis Hamilton receiving a knighthood in the New Year's honours list has left one London cabbie 'gutted'. John Smith, 56, has been a black cab driver for 30 years, and in that time has taken close to 600,000 fares. But news of Lewis…
A man in New York has spoken out about what he says are the two things in life that are so certain, that they are absolutely impossible to escape. Andrew Smith, of Long Island, was evaluating the drudgery, lack of freedom, and uncertainty of moder...
Please don’t. I was in a bad mood, and didn’t feel like chatting. “No clue, I haven’t seen it yet.” “Well, I did, a few days ago," he said while changing lanes. “Don’t tell anyone, but I downloaded this movie from a torrent. Disappointing qual...
In a state of "Man this is so cool and I'm really floating, man!" A Danish pot smoking, high as a kite, gentleman, became so disorientated after spending all afternoon, and evening, puffing pot, he ordered a taxi to take him back to Christiana. An ar...
Inter spatial taxi pilots are already insisting that unless they are 'guaranteed return fares', it won't be worth their while. ''Many of these future 'Space Tourists' have a hipster idea of flying one- way to Mars and then hanging out indefinitely...
New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich and Persian royal wannabe Reza Pahlavi are among dozens of foreign VIPs ousted from their respective armor plated SUVs this week and made to walk in a NYPD crackdown on unlicensed taxi drivers. Adding i...
After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle. "I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't ac...
LOS ANGELES - In an astounding announcement a spokesperson for Danny DeVito has stated that he and his wife Rhea Perlman will be heading for the big "D" (divorce). DeVito, 67, who became popular for his role of Louie De Palma on the sit-com Taxi a...
NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg has finally announced what up until now had only been a rumor and that is that effective January 15, 2012, every yellow taxi-cab in the five New York City boroughs will be pained green. The mayor informed a crowd of...
Taxi drivers the length and breadth of the country are up in arms at a proposal by the Convention of Scottish Local Authorities that all cabbies should wear a cap and uniform to make them appear more friendly that they sometimes appear. The chairm...
A taxi driver in the Argentine capital of Buenos Aires is celebrating today after breaking the World Land Speed record over a distance of 10 metres. The driver, named by police only as 'Miguel', broke the record when he took flight from his vehicl...
The governor of Punjab Province, Pakistan, Salman Taseer, was shot nine times on Jan. 4, 2011 in Pakistan by one of his guards. He had spoken out against the country's controversial blasphemy laws, under which a Christian woman is being sentenced to death for allegedly insulting the prophet if Islam. However, for many centuries, societies in Asia, Asia Minor, Middle East, Africa etc have exper...
Following mayor Bloomberg's appeal to the cab riding public, requests for ideas on an adequate replacement for the Ford Crown Victoria cab standard were met with overwhelming agreement for a bright yellow Mini Cooper in a four door model. Requirin...
LAS VEGAS, NV - Police in Las Vegas say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she stole his cab. Acting Chief Joseph Chronister told The Las...
A Leicester taxi driver handed out leaflets today in the city asking the public to refrain from knee-jerk reactions over alleged cases of sexual abuse by priests on children and subsequent cover-ups by the Church. The leaflet stated quite calmly t...
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