Jimmy, Seth and the other Jimmy all got together over at Jimmy's house to announce that for health reasons, they would like to settle the writer's strike out of their own pockets, as soon as possible. "Not telling jokes through Trump's Mar-a-lardo…
The Spoof writers are ready to step in and replace high-priced Hollywood screen and television writers demanding more money and presently on strike. This writers' strike has melted over 15 years of peace between studios and writers. That's the same a…
There’s trouble a-brewin’ at the Kentucky Derby! Jockeys have called for a strike that began last night, in the dark, when all the horses were sleeping. But this morning, several jockeys hopped on their mounts and formed a line so that horse ow…
RMT boss Mick Lynch was last night crowned the new ten pin bowling champion of the United Kingdom after producing a record thirteen strikes in a row for a score of 330. Surrey native Geoff Saunders, Lynch’s opponent in the final, only managed a score…
Just when Britain thought it had gotten over the effects of the last lion-tamers strike, another one is "lion"-ed up for the 13th of March. The Union of Lion Tamers is staging a walkout for higher pay and improved working conditions. "We're not ju…
Spokesperson Bradley Mitchell of the newly formed International Machine Union told reporters that when machines are in down time they feel useless and forgotten leading to boredom and depression. "Simply, what they are asking for" said Mr. Mi...
Following his recent back to back wins at the China Open & Shanghai Masters, a desperate and exhausted looking Andy Murray has seized the opportunity to strike from all Tennis & Fatherly duties for 48 hours. He is protesting about the incr...
A number of famous footballers, including the likes of David Beckham, Michael Owen, Frank Spencer and his wife Betty Spencer, etc, etc are planning to go on strike next week, as a protest mark at the ridiculously low pay they are expected to kick bal...
Volunteer workers in Australia are up in arms over recent troubles. A spokesperson for the Volunteer Workers' Union said this morning "It is becoming apparent that some office managers don't like nor appreciate volunteers working for them." She added...
Due to the current debacle at Calais, France wherein thousands of deadbeats are attempting to get to the UK in order to reach Sports Direct outlets to replenish their trainers and sportswear, lacklustre Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave has had to hast…
Hogmanay 2014/2015 could be a sober affair with Scotland virtually on a general strike over the normally enthusiastic celebration period. Dissatisfied with a huge list of things which have turned out to be empty Westminster promises, the Scottis...
MISSOULA, Montana - A ranch fence mender from Missoula, Montana has to be the luckiest man in the entire world. Guggenheim "Sparky" St. Parrot, has the distinction of having been struck by lightning a total of eight times. St. Parrot works mend...
UK coalminers have asked the British government if they can carry Maggie Thatcher's coffin to her grave just like she carried many of them to their graves back in the 80's. In the days of coalminer's strikes, Arthur Scargill and Margaret Thatcher...
The Boxing Day Hunt will go ahead in 2013, after it has been revealed that a novel compromise has been reached by the Transport minister in discussions with ASLEF and the Heythrop Hunt. The train drivers union have sworn to uphold their unassailab...
ATLANTA - Rumors of a looming strike by NASCAR race drivers are starting to spread like a swarm of locusts in Queensland, Australia. A union representative for the drivers Larkin "Pistons" Waxington, 29, stated that negotiations between NASCAR exe...
NHS Hospitals, United Kingdom: Thursday 21st June 2012, the 'caring' Doctors in the United Kingdom who have signed the 'Hypocratic Oath' to save peoples lives... These 'caring' UK Doctors will strike for their own outrageous display of selfishness...
A large group of people seen milling about outside a factory in Lancaster have been identified as the Sign Writers' Union. The members of the Sign Writers' Union (SUW) had gone on strike and formed a picket line to protest against their pay and co...
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