Written by Jesus Budda

Sunday, 23 March 2008

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Rarrrrrghhhh! Run feeble humanoids!

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.

The robot monster measuring 150ft tall stamped and crushed everything in sight. It is the worst such giant robot attack in Japanese history and is the most expensive disaster since the great killer Panda invasion of '89.

"Just like Gojira. He was velly scaly", said Wing Wong, owner of an exclusive glow in the dark penis museum, "big cleature very tloubersome indeed".

Stamping and crushing everything in site, the Robot has virtually ruined the entire underwear vending industry.

Thousands of Japanese women wearing skirts will be left panty less and fear the oncoming Typhoon season, which this year coincides with 'National Take a Picture From A Low AngleDay'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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