Admiral Willie Fallon, former US military head of operations for the Middle East colonies, suddenly resigned from that post without explanation from the Pentagon, the Square or the Rhombus.
Adm Fallon could not be reached for comment.
Now as the Pentagon is sending its top brass to testify before Congress, Admiral Fallon has been removed from the list of testifiers.
In a truly unexpected development, TheSpoof.cum, the sexsual entertainment organ of the satirical website, has discovered by accident the Admiral's whereabouts.
The TheSpoof.cum reporter, Pointer was reviewing some XXX DVD's for Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia. Perusing a particular number entitled Wee Willie, Steamin' Admiral , Pointer recognized none other than the Admiral.
Though Pointer only assigned 1 and 1/2 inches to Wee Willie, he did give respect for the cultural sensitivity of the piece.
Sign language experts engaged by TheSpoof later noticed that Fallon was signing: Help me I'm trapped in the White House Porn Theater, while performing cunnilingus through a burqa.
