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Funny story: Underpants Were Too Small

Underpants Were Too Small

When it comes to buying new underwear, getting the size right is an all-important factor, and that was the crux of the matter when one consumer couldn't quite make his mind up about some new underpants he spotted in a city center store, and ended up...

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Funny story: Hole In Woman's Jeans Exposed Filthy Underkegs

Hole In Woman's Jeans Exposed Filthy Underkegs

Ripped and torn denims are all the rage at the moment, but those in the jeans of one woman on a bus in the East Riding of Yorkshire left her cruelly exposed at the weekend, when a hole the size of a £5 note in the seat of her jeans revealed a grubby...

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Funny story: Sexy Woman Knelt Provocatively With Her Legs Wide Open

Sexy Woman Knelt Provocatively With Her Legs Wide Open

There were raised eyebrows and a few red faces in a major city center this morning, when a woman knelt provocatively in a shop window with her legs wide open, causing several men to become aroused. The woman was an employee of a well-known lingeri...

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Funny story: Elastic In Man's Underpants Went Slack

Elastic In Man's Underpants Went Slack

There was almost an embarrassing situation for one man at a school in Battambang this morning, when, standing teaching students in a science class, he felt the elastic in his underpants slacken, and then the unmistakable feeling of sagging, as they s...

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Funny story: Henry Bessemer's lingerie museum opens

Henry Bessemer's lingerie museum opens

Victorian engineer Sir Henry Bessemer was best known for his famous process for steelmaking, but also had a keen eye for women's underwear. Many of his own designs and prototypes are about to be exhibited in a specially constructed museum in Chaffinc...

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Funny story: Liverpool fashion addict believes a cold crotch in winter is better than a warm pair of woolly knickers!

Liverpool fashion addict believes a cold crotch in winter is better than a warm pair of woolly knickers!

Liverpool, UK: A young lady spotted walking down a Scouse street without knickers, and nothing else apart from a fur coat and ear muffs, flashed her rosy-colored bum to the neighbours and they called the cops believing there was a loony on the loose...

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Funny story: New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

Phoenix, AZ - According to WedG spokes-person, Streck "The Streak" Baque, WedG's new bicycle ride service is much cheaper that Uber or Lyft. Customers sit on the crossbar. Customers have a choice of facing the pedaler or facing the handlebars. A...

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Funny story: Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...

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Funny story: Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Sex offenders who have lost their appetite for crime are to be given a new zeal for acts of a heinous nature thanks to some soon to be released products known as Anti Rape Underwear. AR Wear, the company behind the products, will see prototypes ro...

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Funny story: Elastic shortage raises risk of low-slung underwear

Elastic shortage raises risk of low-slung underwear

The risk of shortages in supplies of decent elastic this year is increasing, National Elasticity warned yesterday. Recent heat-waves in various parts of the world have ruined the availability of rubber and elastic, and many production companies ha...

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Funny story: Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving thousands and thousands of letters, emails, text messages, and tweets, the state of Kansas has just passed what Kansans are calling a much needed blow for decency, morality, and political awareness. Senator Elvira...

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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

Margaret Thatcher Stole My Underpants

A woman in Newcastle has tonight sensationally revealed that Margaret Thatcher has a terrible secret. That secret is that she deprived children in the North East of their underpants during the 1980s miners' strike. "That's right" Said Ginny fro...

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Funny story: Millions of Cypriots will go commando as EU bailout imposes austerity knicker tax says seer

Millions of Cypriots will go commando as EU bailout imposes austerity knicker tax says seer

Nicosia - A Cyprus psychic whose visions interpret supernatural omens by staring intently at expensive underwear has warned the nation will go commando rather than pay the new exorbitant levy on butt cover-ups. Nicholas Nicholaides, 69, known on t...

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Funny story: Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Poltergeist plays havoc with Queen's knickers

Balmoral - A pesky phantom is being blamed for snatching the Queen's knickers during a performance of Mozart's Cosy Fanny Tutti this week. The royal arse was left in the buff as HM sat through the 1790 three-act Opera Buffa at the Loch Ness Operat...

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Funny story: Middle Eastern Blues

Middle Eastern Blues

As more riots break out all over the Middle East where some of the poorest people in the world reside Back and to the Left news asks a very simple question. Where the fuck do they get the money to buy all the guns from? People who can't afford sho...

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Funny story: US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

The US has moved quickly to ban a new range of underwear designed by al-Qaeda-sponsored Islamic Fundamentalist underwear designers working in Yemen, it has been revealed. I revealed it. Yemen, which, for some reason, doesn't rhyme with 'semen',...

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