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Funny story: Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – (Olympic Satire) – A spokeswoman for the Haitian Olympic team has just issued a news release, stating that the country’s Olympic athletes will not be allowed to participate in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Cynthia Vega-Omeg…

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Funny story: Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

TOKYO – (Olympic Satire) – The Summer Olympic Committee is sad to report that Iceland’s lone entry in the Summer Olympics has left Japan and returned to his home in Kopavogur, Iceland. Gunnar F. Boltholt, a javelin thrower, told a security guard t…

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Funny story: A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

TOKYO – (Olympics Satire) – There is extreme disappointment, despair, and friggin' sadness in the dormitory building where the Swiss Olympic team is housed. Reports state that Switzerland’s top weight lifter, Leon Titbrunnen, was given a random dr…

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Funny story: A Javelin Thrower From Zimbabwe Arrested In The Possession of An Illegal Blow Gun

A Javelin Thrower From Zimbabwe Arrested In The Possession of An Illegal Blow Gun

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Summer Olympic officials were shocked beyond belief when a routine search of the Zimbabwe Olympic team turned up an illegal blowgun. The blowgun known commercially as the Zebra Z-19, is extremely dangerous and unlike most t…

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Funny story: Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

POZNAN, Poland – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of Poland state that the country’s top female pole vaulter has just been disqualified from participating in this year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. Guntherina Lubbintok, 24, was notifie…

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Funny story: The Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics

The Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics

BISON BUTT, Montana – (Satire Sports) – The tiny town of Bison Butt, which is known as The Fried Okra Capital of the World, is brimming with pride, as their hometown athletic girl has qualified for the Summer Olympics in Japan. Hairstylist Fawncel…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events

A List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events

TOKYO, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The 2021 Summer Olympics is fast approaching and reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency has compiled a list of the top must see Summer Olympic Events. Miss St. Lamb has also been commissioned by V…

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Funny story: Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

The nation of Japan is panicking after it was discovered that the country had sprung a leak late last night and could sink to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The leak was found by Shinji Ono, a credit controller from Kyoto who said he found it in hi...

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Funny story: Hello Kitty abductor jailed

Hello Kitty abductor jailed

A Tokyo man was jailed today for abducting the children's character Hello Kitty from a playground in Tokyo in May. The man Masahno Takakity had attempted to argue that his actions were justified as he was a scientist investigating the work of Erw...

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Funny story: North Korea Wants to Host Summer Olympics

North Korea Wants to Host Summer Olympics

Kim Jong Un, rotund ruler of North Korea, expressed a desire for North Korea to hold the next Summer Olympics when it is held in 2016. He was quickly informed that it had been decided years ago that it would be held in Rio de Janeiro in Brazil in 20...

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Funny story: Escaped Penguin Suspected of Pranking Tokyo Zoo

Escaped Penguin Suspected of Pranking Tokyo Zoo

The Humboldt Penguin whose daring escape from Tokyo's Sea Life Park in March, which shocked the world, is now suspected of pranking Tokyo Zoo. The Penguin, named Penguin No.13, who looks no different that Penguins 1-12, threw himself over a 13 foot...

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Funny story: Congressman Eric Cantor to receive annual Tokyo Rose award!

Congressman Eric Cantor to receive annual Tokyo Rose award!

The Tokyo Rose Society of Tokyo Japan announced today that Congressman Eric Cantor of Virginia would be receiving their annual award. The award has been given each year since 1941 to the American that has done the most to betray their country. "...

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Funny story: Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Cube shaped sumo wrestler rescued

Tokyo - A terminally fat Sumo Wrestler was in the hospital yesterday according to neighbors who found him fused to the wallpaper of his bedroom. His girlfriend had been feeding the man uncooked rice flavored with aspartame. Such rice has more...

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Funny story: Feral geigers spotted in Tokyo

Feral geigers spotted in Tokyo

Tokyo - Feral geigers were spotted by Ms. Yukurtanklingashi of 30024E 3256th St in Tokyo early this morning. Geigers are not usually visible as they are so small. According to Ms. Yukurtanklingashi, these geigers were the size of cats but glowing g...

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Funny story: Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Tokyo - According to the Tokyo police, several packs of screaming babies have invaded Tokyo liquor stores, crawling off with bottles of liquor. The strange behavior is thought to result from the combination of yellow rain, lack of water to make ba...

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Funny story: Urinal Games the Rage in Tokyo

Urinal Games the Rage in Tokyo

Video games in Japan are aiming to improve the accuracy of Japanese men when it comes to the art of pissing accurately. As a third of Japanese men prefer to urinate sitting down, when their power of accuracy is unknown and women also, with a few e...

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Funny story: Matasui Corporation Sues Conan O'Brien over Trademark Infringement

Matasui Corporation Sues Conan O'Brien over Trademark Infringement

Industrial tool, feminine product and preschool toy manufacturing giant, Matasui Corporation, has filed a trademark infringement suit in U.S. federal court against the Conan O'Brien Show, for usurping the moniker "Tokyo Sandblaster" in their regular...

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