Written by Natowsky

Thursday, 14 February 2008

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Realizing that her dynamic competition, Barack Obama, is inching ahead and may pull off the most exciting Democratic Party Presidential nomination ever, Hillary Clinton is
now running scared. But, just as she had dealt with her husband's "Presidential Wand" and Monica's mouth, she has "Plan B" already in effect, should she not get the nomination.

Hillary, desperately wants to run the White House which, in effect, means the U.S. She had done this for 8 years when Bubba was President and the power trip is still boiling in her blood.

Confidential sources have learned that she has a scheme in place to marry Obama, if he gets the nomination. In her plot, she will create extreme conflict between 45-year old Obama and 44-year old Michelle Obama, Barack Obama's wife of 15 years. Hillary plans to "set up" Obama in a number of trysts involving irresistible women and a divorce will transpire within a year of Obama's first day in office as President. Michelle, is, supposedly, violently jealous if hubby even eyes another woman. Apparently, Obama has the "Jack Kennedy Curse."

Clearly, if she doesn't get the thumbs up at the Convention this August, she could run as Vice President, hoping to be President in 8 years, but, that is much too long for her to wait. And, she will divorce Bill, anyway, as he will go back to his womanizing ways after the November election, in any event.

So, a "double-divorce" scenario could take flight by the end of 2009, if Obama wins the election. Following that, Hillary "will become very close to Obama," as his "most-trusted," yet "silent" advisor. Then, as part of the plot, Obama succumbs to her many charms, especially her insatiable sexual appetite, even though she will be 61 and he 46. Then, they will marry.

This puts Hillary back in the driver's seat, just as she had been when Billy Boy was President. In fact, she wants power so badly that she is already telling daughter Chelsea her marriage is falling apart and that if she fails to pull off the nomination, a divorce is a certainty.

As part of this complex architecture, she will, also, make sure that Obama keeps his "shlong" well hidden from sex-crazed White House interns. Confiding in one of her most trusted friends, she even bragged that, in addition to running the country with "Puppet Barack" (she refers to him as PB in the plan), she is looking forward to all those things she has heard about regarding what nice "white bread" women get with African-American men. So, she is eagerly anticipating getting his "mojo workin,'" while writing some of her own speeches in bed with her stud.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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