The world's foremost 'drinking club with a running problem' will officially endorse Democratic candidate Barack Obama for the presidency of the United States.
The World Hash House Harriers' (HHH) Union announced midweek that it intends to fully back Mr. Obama in his quest for the high office.
Said one official from mismanagement: "At first we considered Republican Ron Paul to be most in line with our own interests. But after further contemplation, we have decided to throw our full support toward Barack Obama -- mainly due to the fact that he admitted using cocaine and marijuana during his youth."
