The Moon Crashes Into Mountain in Alaska

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 28 April 2007

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The Moon Crashing Into Alaskan Mountain

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Last night, the moon crashed into a high mountain in Alaska. No one expected such an occurance, least of not Earth scientists.

"We're not sure what caused the phenomenon," said one of the scientists. "There's nothing scientific that would account for it."

A writer in Alaska, Gnarly Eric, said, "We didn't mean to make the moon crash into the mountain. I had just invited a couple of my co-writers, Fergus McCarthy and queen mudder over for a Pagan Moon Ritual. We'd just smoked some "Northern Lights," and got a bit confused. We just got some of the words mixed up." apologizes for destroying the moon, but Judeo-Christian writers, Jalepenoman, King David, and CalJennings said that there was nothing they could do about it because this event was predicted in Revelation when it talked about all the stars falling from the sky. editor, Mark Lowton, also rumored to be a Christian, also expressed his sincere apologies.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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