In a shock announcement this morning, all the other international news agencies have been deemed "inadequate" "outdated" and "not up to the job", Henceforth, all news pertaining to international issues will be accessible through TheSpoof.com alone.
Plaudits arrived from all around the globe, hot on the heals of the amazing news.
Kofi Annan stated "I am very happy to hear this wonderful news, I grew up reading TheSpoof.com and showed it to my children, it is the news agency of justice and Jedi Knights"
Hans Blix, the renowned pragmatist and bomb finder general, was also mildly elated, "this is truly a day for democracy and freedom of speech, as long as I can read TheSpoof.com I know I am reading the truth, the whole truth and nothing but"
Paris Hilton, currently in Italy making another adult related cinematic masterpiece on her cell phone for distribution on the internet, said, "I just bought a new puppy, I lost the last one when I changed hand bags"
Osama Bin Laden, "death to the infidels, I shall set a fatwa on their devilish heads, ha! ha! ha! only joking guys. I think all of the team at TheSpoof.com have done an excellent job over the years keeping everyone in the loop with what is really going on, oops, sorry, I got to go my Blackberry is vibrating, Hi George, you old son of a gun…."
From its humble origins, reporting on shipping news and trade, in the then popular, cocaine and arrowroot biscuits, carried around the world by the East India Dutch Tea company, TheSpoof.com has gone from strength to strength. Launched in 1891 by two brothers, it seems to have been with all of us as we grew up and learned of the world around us.
TheSpoof.com was instrumental in forming the opinions of many of the world leaders today and has been at the forefront of ground breaking reportage, Kittyhawk, VE Day, first man on the moon, the fall of the Berlin wall, the rise and fall of Jade Goody as well as the wedding of Shilpa Shetty and Richard Gere.
To the The Spoof, we salute you!
