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Funny story: Putin Promises Trump 2020 Win In Exchange For Alaska

Putin Promises Trump 2020 Win In Exchange For Alaska

Trump Tweet News: This is a really GIGANTIC offer from another really super leader Vladimir Putin. He's giving me the 2020 election. Since he has the best hackers in the world, Vlady's giving me the 2020 election in return for Alaska. I won’t even ha...

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Funny story: Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...

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Funny story: Living In Skagway, Alaska Means Wearing Extra Tuff Boots As Your Main Footwear.

Living In Skagway, Alaska Means Wearing Extra Tuff Boots As Your Main Footwear.

Living in Skagway, Alaska means - Having to buy used boots that are too big at the only thrift store in town after your old ones rot from all the rain and no place in town sells new shoes. Buying lettuce and milk that are already a week old because all the food comes up on a barge from Seattle. And it only comes once a week. Having the choice to go by either boat or plane to Juneau to get...

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Funny story: Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Alaskan voters will not get information about Donald Trump in their voter pamphlets though his name will be on the ballot. Voters won't get informed about Gary Johnson either. Both campaigns missed the August 30th deadline for submitting mater...

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Funny story: President McKinley Disgusted to Lose His Mountain

President McKinley Disgusted to Lose His Mountain

Former President McKinley returned from the dead (he was assassinated in 1901) yesterday and held a press conference in NYC's Grand Central Station. He wants the world to know how disgusted he is that the U.S. has changed the name of North America's...

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Funny story: Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Emperor Alexander II instructed the Russian minister to the United States, Eduard de Stoeckl, to enter into negotiations with U.S.' William Seward in the beginning of March 1867 to sell Russia's Alaska to the U.S. The negotiations concluded aft...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he did in fact give the order for his director of computers, to breach the Internet servers in Alaska. The leader of North Korea told The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he did so because...

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Funny story: Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Pwetty-Boy Pwethident Poutine announced last night that Russia had recently undertaken plans to reassert its historical claim to the territory of Alaska. Standing outside a theater in Moscow where the Bolshevik Ballet was rehearsing for a gala pre...

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Condoleezza Rice recently spoke with Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine. She was asked if she felt that Sarah Palin would make a good presidential candidate. Rice shook her head and replied that she would not want...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was busily working in her kitchen at her Casa Moscow home in Wasilla, Alaska. She was cooking two pigeons that she had just shot with her high-powered telescopic rifle that had been drinking water from the bird feeder...

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Funny story: 'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine. The former vice-presidential candidate who along with Senator John McCain got their cabooses kicked by President Obama wanted to clear u...

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Funny story: Louisiana Oil Company Makes An Unbelievable Discovery In The Gulf of Mexico

Louisiana Oil Company Makes An Unbelievable Discovery In The Gulf of Mexico

NEW ORLEANS - Representatives for the Louisiana based Blue Bayou Oil Company have just informed the news media of an amazing discovery. Arden Woodbush, III, spokesperson for The BBOC said that company geologists are reporting that the oil company...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the porch of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow, talking to GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. She told Ms. Wishywater that she was highly incensed that her own Tea Bag Party, a party that she...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...

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Funny story: President Obama and Vice-President Biden To Tell Sarah "Snowballs" Palin To Keep Her Disruptive Butt In Alaska

President Obama and Vice-President Biden To Tell Sarah "Snowballs" Palin To Keep Her Disruptive Butt In Alaska

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden after meeting with a select group of their closest advisers have made a decision regarding Sarah Palin. The president and vice-president are drafting up a presidential message which will...

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Funny story: An Intimate Audio Recording Between Sarah Palin and Her Ex-Future Son-In-Law Has Been Found

An Intimate Audio Recording Between Sarah Palin and Her Ex-Future Son-In-Law Has Been Found

PHOENIX - The person who purchased the home where Sarah Palin lived in while she stayed in the Lower 48 states has just stated that he found a very revealing audio tape. The tape is alleged to contain the voices of Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston wh...

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