CCN - Smallville - After returning from The Fortress of Solitude where his Superhero Texan Friend is recovering from the Holy War at TheSpoof.com, Cal-el's wife, Black Canary, thinking he had been out carousing, threw him in the microwave and set it to "Burn."
Cal-el said, "When she gets in those moods, she forgets I'm from Krypton and microwaves don't harm me. It wouldn't have been half bad if it weren't for my mirrored shades which caused the microwave to spark like lightning. Even for a Kryptonian, those flashes of light can really be annoying."
After the experience in the microwave, Cal-el noticed that he had a bit of a tan. "It's interesting," said Cal-el, "I didn't think you could get a tan from standing in a microwave. I guess it must have been the lightning flashes that caused the tan. Maybe I should wear my mirrored glasses in there more often."
