Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.
According to Earth, "Hardly anyone called. No one made me breakfast in bed. The few presents I did get were pathetic. Someone gave me an Ipod. Why do I need an Ipod? Anyone who really knew me would know exactly what I needed for my day. How about closing down a few factories for a day or at least walking to work you selfish bastards. I mean, I give and I give and I give and what do I get? No one even planted flowers."
To add insult to injury, apparently a large number of hippies celebrated the day by singing and getting stoned.
"How does that help?" screamed Earth "Let's send some more smoke up and whinge about corporations. Screw that! Go out and make a difference! I can't wait til all of humanity grows up and leaves home, I'm sick of the mess."
- Tom Taylor
