CUPERTINO, California - Apple Inc. has just made an astounding announcement regarding its brand new Manzana Laser iPod. Apple Spokesperson Portia Yamashiro, 27, informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant has designed and developed...
LOS ANGELES - Behind heavily fortified fencing and along the shark infested waters in Malibu, aging singer, Barbra Streisand, the lady that sang the phrase 'People, who need other people, are the luckiest people in the world', now believes people are...
PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...
Steve Jobs was an amazing inventor of computer and digital technology, which has transformed the way we create, communicate and live our lives. However, few people know of the many other inventions that were important in the development of Steve...
Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company. Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...
The anti social behaviour order was introduced by then Prime Minister Tony Blair in 19998. Over the years, it has had many criticisms. Last week the home secretary Teresa May announced it was time to abolish these orders with the introduction of...
Unable to keep a lid on the secretive and lucrative contract or the development of their newest product, insiders at Apple's marketing department were giddy at the opportunity to feature Ms. Lohan pitching their newest technology, the AnklePod or "AP...
Scoring a musical coup by securing the entire Beatles song catalog, Apple will be releasing individual songs and full album offerings as early as next month, in time for the holiday season. There is a glitch to the functionality when compared to the...
After listening to music cranked on his iPod regularly for four years, John Stevens has suffered irreparable hearing loss and he contends Apple and its iconic music player are to blame. "Apple and its iPod player made listening to music wherever,...
They've just stopped trying, customers around the world are saying, after evil corporation Apple, Inc. foisted a gigantic, steaming lump of printed circuitry feces upon the gadget-buying public, implausibly calling it the 4th Generation iPod Touch.
New Jersey Criminal Code Section 62: Simple Burglary--"Simple burglary is the unauthorized entering of any dwelling, vehicle, watercraft, or other structure, moveable or immovable, with the specific intent to commit a felony or any theft therein. Whoever commits the crime of simple burglary shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, imprisoned with or without hard labor for not more than t...
Having had much success with the iPod, iPhone and more recently the iPad, the technology to money firm has introduced the latest gadget in its iWant range of otherwise live-without gadgets. The new iRon is a speciality domestic unit produced for w...
Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls. Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children. Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...
Apple (AAPL) CEO Steve Jobs could hardly contain himself at a press conference early Tuesday when he unveiled the newest ridiculously super awesome Apple product "Ladies and Gentleman, we've done it again, I'm here to announce to you today that you n...
Over 500 French technophiles waited in line for several hours at the Apple store, in the Louvre's shopping center, for the chance to buy an iPad, which went on sale yesterday. Fearing that the iPad owners are already stronger than France's combin...
Once in a while, as the Spoof's top reviewer, I get handed something to review that makes the whole job worthwhile. This month, I was asked to review the hottest technological product ever: the iPod Atto. The iPod Nano is the slimmed down version of the iPod, which is a slimmed down version of the iPhone or iPad. Or conversely, the iPhone is a beefed up version of the iPod, which is a beefed...
Apple have announced that they have taken out a blanket trademark on any technology product beginning with a lower case 'i'. With the launch of the iPad that links seamlessly with an iPod, they have started to make use of that trademark. An Apple...
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