Wolfowitz Lovers Go "Round The World" at Bank

Funny story written by KEN RYNNE

Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Such a gentleman he was.

(Duty Free, Dulles Int'l Airport) -- World Bank President & PimpDaddy Paul "The Wolf" Wolfowitz has routinely put lovers, girlfriends, and one night stands on the payroll of The World Bank.

The former US Assistant Sec of War staed that he feels "he owes them." He does to them what he has done to so many Americans by initiating a war against Iran with fellow neocons.

"If I could put the American people on the payroll I would," added the one-time Defense Department Democrat under Lyndon Johnson. Wolfie summed up, "It's hard to be a pimp out there,"

"But apparently easier with OPM, Other People's Money," added a homeless man on Pennsylvania Ave outside the gleaming bank headquarters.

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