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Funny story: Stay in Your Own Hemisphere, Earth!

Stay in Your Own Hemisphere, Earth!

The UN has drafted a “Hemisphere Resolution” which states: all hemispheres of the Planet Earth shall not interact with each other until they know how to play nice. The Northern Hemisphere is not allowed to talk to or even look at the Southern Hemi…

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Funny story: Should Earth 2.0 Be A No-Go? Let Your Grandkids Decide, You Crotchety Old Bastard!

Should Earth 2.0 Be A No-Go? Let Your Grandkids Decide, You Crotchety Old Bastard!

It’s called DICER, or a Diffractive Interfero Coronagraph Exoplanet Resolver. What is it? A big telescope some scientist want to float into outer space to look for other Earth’s, or, in modern day geek speak, Earth 2.0. “We are excited to find ano…

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Funny story: Like A Boomerang, Earth's Core May Have Reversed Direction

Like A Boomerang, Earth's Core May Have Reversed Direction

Whaaaaat? The earth's core may have reversed direction. Holy Toledo! Is this a wet finger to the breeze guess, or have scientists discovered that the planet's core put its foot on the brake, came to a complete stop, shifted gears, looked out the rear…

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Funny story: The Planets Don’t Want to Play with Earth No More

The Planets Don’t Want to Play with Earth No More

NASA: Strange news coming out of the solar system! All planets, asteroids, comets, and mini black holes are moving AWAY from Earth. Doctor Geekie Von Nerdlinger has stated: “Yes, well, it’s a very odd phenomenon, we’ve never seen anything like…

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Funny story: The Earth is A Living Brain!

The Earth is A Living Brain!

This just in, breaking science news – researchers at MIT have discovered that the planet Earth is a living brain! One slight difference to people’s brains – the two hemispheres are not located left and right, but top and bottom! Research went o…

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Funny story: Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

With Covid, Delta, Omicron, climate change, Trump's constant shell game, Trump cronies thumbing their nose at subpoenas, James Bond dying, one has to believe that there's one solid constant in this world that will not change, is solid as gravity, and…

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Funny story: NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…

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Funny story: Sun Comes Up Again

Sun Comes Up Again

There was good news for fans of stability again, this morning, as, just as it has for the last 8.6billion years of the Earth's history, the Sun rose again over everyone's eastern horizon, bringing a bright, new day to each and every one of us. In…

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Funny story: Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Earth's Sun, 93 million-year-old small star, Gary Williamson, is thinking about all of the problems that he can cause for the people of one of his small planets, Earth. The troublesome ball of fire tells us: 'There I am in space, spinning at thous…

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Funny story: Scientists Reluctantly Share New “Earth-Like” Planet Discovery

Scientists Reluctantly Share New “Earth-Like” Planet Discovery

(Pasadena, California) On what would normally be joyously hailed as “hope that a second Earth lies among the stars,” scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory at the California Institute of Technology today unenthusiastically mentioned the disco...

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Funny story: More Sinkholes Opening Up Because The Earth Is Hungry

More Sinkholes Opening Up Because The Earth Is Hungry

Being enraged over global warming, deforestation, over-fishing, over-hunting and Comcast’s lousy customer service, the earth has decided to go on an eating spree to deal with its stress. The earth has always been fat - there is no denying that -...

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Funny story: Flat Earth Society plan mission to Mars

Flat Earth Society plan mission to Mars

The Flat Earth Society has grown in popularity in recent years, as the chronic underfunding of education starts to bite, and civilisation begins its inevitable decline back to the Stone Age. Prominent Flat Earthers include Kanye West, Jacob Rees-Mogg...

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Funny story: Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...

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Funny story: Trump Reshapes World

Trump Reshapes World

After arbitrarily deciding to change the location of the U.S. embassy for Israel from Tel Aviv to Israel, Trump announced other changes to be implemented right away. "I will be changing the capital of North Korea from Pongyang to Seoul, where it should have been anyways. I am changing the capital of Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan to Moscow, because...

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Funny story: Early on, Planet Earth looked like a giant jelly doughnut, scientists theorize

Early on, Planet Earth looked like a giant jelly doughnut, scientists theorize

The latest in science news theorizes that the earth was originally a Synestia - it took on a giant jelly doughnut shape early in its history, about 4.5 billion years ago. Some scientists believe the earth was originally a blob of mostly vaporized...

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Funny story: Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Thank the heavens (literally) that the seven planets discovered by astronomers are so far away, it would take roughly 770000 years to get there, because we really do not need another planet like ours! Jaggedone, sent his favourite scientific, unde...

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Funny story: Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Science Town, USA Scientists studying the ozone layer of the Earth were flabbergasted when they compared the hot air emissions from 2014 to the hot air emissions from 2015. "The hot air being emitted in 2015 was 18 times higher than it was in 20...

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