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Funny story: The Earth is A Living Brain!

The Earth is A Living Brain!

This just in, breaking science news – researchers at MIT have discovered that the planet Earth is a living brain! One slight difference to people’s brains – the two hemispheres are not located left and right, but top and bottom! Research went o…

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Funny story: Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

With Covid, Delta, Omicron, climate change, Trump's constant shell game, Trump cronies thumbing their nose at subpoenas, James Bond dying, one has to believe that there's one solid constant in this world that will not change, is solid as gravity, and…

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Funny story: NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…

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Funny story: Sun Comes Up Again

Sun Comes Up Again

There was good news for fans of stability again, this morning, as, just as it has for the last 8.6billion years of the Earth's history, the Sun rose again over everyone's eastern horizon, bringing a bright, new day to each and every one of us. In…

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Funny story: Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Earth's Sun, 93 million-year-old small star, Gary Williamson, is thinking about all of the problems that he can cause for the people of one of his small planets, Earth. The troublesome ball of fire tells us: 'There I am in space, spinning at thous…

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Funny story: Scientists Reluctantly Share New “Earth-Like” Planet Discovery

Scientists Reluctantly Share New “Earth-Like” Planet Discovery

(Pasadena, California) On what would normally be joyously hailed as “hope that a second Earth lies among the stars,” scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory at the California Institute of Technology today unenthusiastically mentioned the disco...

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Funny story: More Sinkholes Opening Up Because The Earth Is Hungry

More Sinkholes Opening Up Because The Earth Is Hungry

Being enraged over global warming, deforestation, over-fishing, over-hunting and Comcast’s lousy customer service, the earth has decided to go on an eating spree to deal with its stress. The earth has always been fat - there is no denying that -...

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Funny story: Flat Earth Society plan mission to Mars

Flat Earth Society plan mission to Mars

The Flat Earth Society has grown in popularity in recent years, as the chronic underfunding of education starts to bite, and civilisation begins its inevitable decline back to the Stone Age. Prominent Flat Earthers include Kanye West, Jacob Rees-Mogg...

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Funny story: Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...

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Funny story: Trump Reshapes World

Trump Reshapes World

After arbitrarily deciding to change the location of the U.S. embassy for Israel from Tel Aviv to Israel, Trump announced other changes to be implemented right away. "I will be changing the capital of North Korea from Pongyang to Seoul, where it should have been anyways. I am changing the capital of Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan to Moscow, because...

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Funny story: Early on, Planet Earth looked like a giant jelly doughnut, scientists theorize

Early on, Planet Earth looked like a giant jelly doughnut, scientists theorize

The latest in science news theorizes that the earth was originally a Synestia - it took on a giant jelly doughnut shape early in its history, about 4.5 billion years ago. Some scientists believe the earth was originally a blob of mostly vaporized...

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Funny story: Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Thank the heavens (literally) that the seven planets discovered by astronomers are so far away, it would take roughly 770000 years to get there, because we really do not need another planet like ours! Jaggedone, sent his favourite scientific, unde...

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Funny story: Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Science Town, USA Scientists studying the ozone layer of the Earth were flabbergasted when they compared the hot air emissions from 2014 to the hot air emissions from 2015. "The hot air being emitted in 2015 was 18 times higher than it was in 20...

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Funny story: Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

As someone interested in boosting his own health and the health of the planet, health-conscious environmentalist Luke Jameson decided to kill two birds with one stone by going vegan. Luke was first inspired to go vegan when he learned that animal...

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Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...

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Funny story: "Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

"Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

Science Town, USA In a surprising announcement, Bulgarian scientists have shown that based on their latest calculations, Earth no longer qualified as a full planet and would have to be downgraded to a dwarf planet. Response from around Earth was...

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Funny story: Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Science Town, USA Scientists were astonished when they revealed to the press their most recent scientific discovery. "Earth is actually an artificial satellite created by an alien culture and was used as a movie set in a D-movie eons ago" spoke th...

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