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Funny story: Child's Birthday Cake Dropped On Way Back From Shop

Child's Birthday Cake Dropped On Way Back From Shop

There was panic afoot in one couple's minds this morning when, on their way back from a shopping trip to buy their young son a birthday cake, the motorbike they were riding had a minor skirmish with another motorbike, and the aforementioned cake was...

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Funny story: Surprisingly, Melania Said her 50th was “The Most Amazing Birthday Ever"

Surprisingly, Melania Said her 50th was “The Most Amazing Birthday Ever"

(Washington, DC) In an unprecedented access to the First Lady, we obtained an exclusive interview one day after she turned 50, where she described what seemed to be the most romantic celebration ever, one where she was shockingly honored and treated...

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Funny story: Sir Bobby Charlton Is 82 Today!

Sir Bobby Charlton Is 82 Today!

Sir Bobby Charlton CBE, the former Preston North End and England legend, is celebrating his birthday today - he's 82 years young. Sir Bobby - real name Sir Robert - was injured but survived the 1958 Munich Air Disaster, playing for many more year...

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Funny story: Woman Thrilled to Finally Be Old Enough to Have a Midlife Crisis

Woman Thrilled to Finally Be Old Enough to Have a Midlife Crisis

"Emotionally speaking, I probably could have managed one at the age of six," said Samantha Spring of New York City of the life stage marked by dissatisfaction with and ultimate rejection of the ordinary life which has come to be termed the "midlife c...

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Funny story: Man Almost Forgot Sister's Birthday

Man Almost Forgot Sister's Birthday

A man with a shitload of things on his mind has revealed how he was so badly distracted by them, that he very nearly forgot what should have been a very important date in his calendar - his sister's birthday. Moys Kenwood knew, instinctively, that...

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Funny story: Man Is Absolutely Sick And Tired Of Having To Wish His Facebook 'Friends' Happy Birthday

Man Is Absolutely Sick And Tired Of Having To Wish His Facebook 'Friends' Happy Birthday

A man who set up an account on Facebook almost three years ago, but hardly ever posts anything on it, is well and truly sick to death of receiving 'notifications' that tell him to wish one or another of his so-called Facebook 'friends' a happy birthd...

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Funny story: Single Woman Encouraged that She’s No Lonelier on Her 45th Birthday than She Was on Her 25th

Single Woman Encouraged that She’s No Lonelier on Her 45th Birthday than She Was on Her 25th

Single woman Natasha Friedrich of Brooklyn, New York, who recently celebrated a pleasant if somewhat lonely forty-fifth birthday by going out to lunch with a female friend, was heartened to realize that, in fact, she’d been just as lonely on her twen...

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Funny story: Man's Surprise Birthday Party Was An Unqualified Success

Man's Surprise Birthday Party Was An Unqualified Success

A man celebrating his 35th birthday has revealed how he was given a special treat by his mum, who reassembled all of his childhood playmates around a table at her home for a surprise reunion birthday party. Karl Mowton, of Lancaster, hadn't seen m...

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Funny story: Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

Man Was Given Birthday Cake, Even Though It Wasn't His Birthday

A man thought all his birthdays had come at once, yesterday, when he was presented with a birthday cake, and wished "Happy Birthday!" - even though his birthday isn't until June! Moys Kenwood, still 48, was sitting at a computer working, when, out...

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Funny story: Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...

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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 5: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Nexit prepper"?

Posthoorn Interview no. 5: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Nexit prepper"?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favourite alternative cat litter) passes Tom's pub on his way t...

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Funny story: Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...

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Funny story: Shakespeare Celebrates His 450th Birthday in Retirement in Greece

Shakespeare Celebrates His 450th Birthday in Retirement in Greece

April 24, 2014 -- Our roving reporter of The Globe Times was fortunate to catch up with the world's most famous playwright William Shakespeare, familiarly known as the "Bard of Avon" from the river that graces his birthplace, Stratford-on-Avon, Warwi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber Celebrates

Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Just after Justin Bieber told all the Press people that his big birthday bash on March First was not for Selena Gomez, she had a few choice words for him in return! "Nope, she won't be here", a Source told us. "She's not on the list." But when...

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Funny story: George Clooney Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic 50th Birthday Present

George Clooney Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic 50th Birthday Present

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has always said that two of his unofficial advisors, George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey have given him some fabulous advice. The president noted last summer that Clooney and Winfrey together have done more for the...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

Kim Jong Un Sends Mrs. Obama A Belated Birthday Present

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un apologized to Michelle Obama for not sending her birthday greetings on her birthday. He told Mrs. Obama that he got very busy inspecting the new missile he just purchased from Kenya. Kim...

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