CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Mildred F. Duckington was thrilled with the beautiful cactus figurine that her 17, great grandchildren gave her for her 94th birthday. She thanked them and she asked why they were all laughing like crazy. She aske…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that citizen Donald Johnny Trump had a 75th birthday bash to end all birthday bashes at his Mar-a-Lago digs. BuzzFuzz reporter, Taffeta Kixx, remarked that she was the only Democrat invited to…
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Hapy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! There were scenes of joy at the White House today, as President Trump's favorite daughter, Ivanka, celebrated her birthday in style, with a huge…
There was panic afoot in one couple's minds this morning when, on their way back from a shopping trip to buy their young son a birthday cake, the motorbike they were riding had a minor skirmish with another motorbike, and the aforementioned cake was...
(Washington, DC) In an unprecedented access to the First Lady, we obtained an exclusive interview one day after she turned 50, where she described what seemed to be the most romantic celebration ever, one where she was shockingly honored and treated...
Sir Bobby Charlton CBE, the former Preston North End and England legend, is celebrating his birthday today - he's 82 years young. Sir Bobby - real name Sir Robert - was injured but survived the 1958 Munich Air Disaster, playing for many more year...
"Emotionally speaking, I probably could have managed one at the age of six," said Samantha Spring of New York City of the life stage marked by dissatisfaction with and ultimate rejection of the ordinary life which has come to be termed the "midlife c...
A man with a shitload of things on his mind has revealed how he was so badly distracted by them, that he very nearly forgot what should have been a very important date in his calendar - his sister's birthday. Moys Kenwood knew, instinctively, that...
A man who set up an account on Facebook almost three years ago, but hardly ever posts anything on it, is well and truly sick to death of receiving 'notifications' that tell him to wish one or another of his so-called Facebook 'friends' a happy birthd...
Single woman Natasha Friedrich of Brooklyn, New York, who recently celebrated a pleasant if somewhat lonely forty-fifth birthday by going out to lunch with a female friend, was heartened to realize that, in fact, she’d been just as lonely on her twen...
A man celebrating his 35th birthday has revealed how he was given a special treat by his mum, who reassembled all of his childhood playmates around a table at her home for a surprise reunion birthday party. Karl Mowton, of Lancaster, hadn't seen m...
A man thought all his birthdays had come at once, yesterday, when he was presented with a birthday cake, and wished "Happy Birthday!" - even though his birthday isn't until June! Moys Kenwood, still 48, was sitting at a computer working, when, out…
And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...
Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The reporter of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favourite alternative cat litter) passes Tom's pub on his way t...
Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...
April 24, 2014 -- Our roving reporter of The Globe Times was fortunate to catch up with the world's most famous playwright William Shakespeare, familiarly known as the "Bard of Avon" from the river that graces his birthplace, Stratford-on-Avon, Warwi...
Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...
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