Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.
However, despite the good news that Britney is off drugs, slavery still exists across the planet.
The young mother has had a torrid time of it lately but the fact that she has managed not to flash anything this week is a great cause of celebration.
Children are still seen as cheap, easily brainwashed and expendable front line soldiers in Europe, Asia and Africa.
Kevin Federline has been incredibly supportive of Spears and has visited her a number of times while she has been in rehab.
Thousands still die daily of hunger, preventable diseases and in senseless wars across the world.
Britney is said to be very happy to be home.
The average life expectancy for someone living in Zimbabwe is 37.
Will the pop star be bringing out a new album soon? We can only hope.
- Tom Taylor
