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Funny story: Lions Attack Zebras Again

Lions Attack Zebras Again

In what's become an almost regular occurrence in some parts of Africa, a group of zebras has been attacked by a pride of lions this morning, leaving two dead. The attack took place in northern Tanzania where the animals tend to hang out. The zebra...

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Funny story: African hangman sacked after 'dropping' asleep on the job!

African hangman sacked after 'dropping' asleep on the job!

Dangling on African gallows can sometimes be a 'lifesaver' because hangmen in many African countries are demanding their midday nap and higher pay! One African country has now re-introduced the guillotine to stop dangling, dastardly poachers, crim...

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Funny story: May's African trip causes mass deaths

May's African trip causes mass deaths

At least 39 people are now confirmed dead in what is the worst outbreak of embarrassment in Britain since Nigel Farage gloated about winning the Brexit vote. Prime Minister Theresa May has been in Kenya this week, the first UK PM to visit the country...

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Funny story: Elephant Stampede Leaves None Dead

Elephant Stampede Leaves None Dead

A stampede involving up to 100 elephants in the Angolan city of Luanda created widespread panic yesterday, with the animals careering through busy shopping streets packed with bargain hunters looking for that 'little something special' in their lunch...

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Funny story: Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Now in our cynical world of satirical spoofing this story is a gem, and to be honest, I do not give a shit about the idiot who has more than lightly slaughtered elephants for their tusks, rhinos for their horns, and smuggled baby monkeys out of Afric...

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Funny story: Head-On-A-Stick

Head-On-A-Stick

Dahomey, Africa 1842 - In a small village near Africa's west coast heads-on-a-stick were near epidemic. The first one appeared stuck dead center in the communal fire pit. Suspecting spiritual interference the tribe squabbled over whether this intrusi...

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Funny story: Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

Local charity hero comes to aid of Nigerian prince

WORCESTER - A local teenager is being celebrated as a charity hero after he came to the financial aid of a Nigerian prince. Thomas McArthur, 14, of Saint Dunstan's Crescent, received an email from the prince Tuesday night from the unsuspicious em...

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Funny story: Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Top terrorist chart-toppers, so-called Islamic State (ISIS) have been skipping the light fandango and turning cartwheels across the floor at the news that 1960s prog rock band Procol Harum has pledged allegiance to them. In England the news has be...

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Funny story: The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

Vladimir Putin Threatens All of The Little Nations That Are Siding With The Ukraine

MOSCOW - President Putin has stated that he is getting pretty tired of hearing about all of these third world countries who say that Russia better leave the Ukraine alone. Putin informed the national news agency Vodkavich that his Director of Comp...

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Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...

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Funny story: A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

A Man and Woman Become The First Biracial Couple To Marry In The African Country of Lower Zamgola

HIPPOVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The Hippoville Department of Marriage Licenses has just informed the African news media that a black man and a white woman will become the first biracial couple to ever get married in the African country of Lower Zamgola.

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Funny story: Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A hot topic of debate on Capital Hill is how to recycle NASA. "What the heck is NASA for?" Joe Citizen is asking. No longer a viable institution, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has been the agency of the Uni...

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Funny story: President Obama Says That There's A Country In Africa Who Said They'll Gladly Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

President Obama Says That There's A Country In Africa Who Said They'll Gladly Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just received word from the African country of Upper Shambutu that they will be more than glad to have Jutin Bieber sent to their country. A representative of Upper Shambutu speaking in the capital city of Sh...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

NEW YORK CITY - Miley Cyrus has said that if you thought that her antics in 2013 were really pushing the envelope wait until you see what she has up her sleeves for 2014. The self-proclaimed Twerking Princess of America told Regis Philbin on The V...

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Funny story: Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

Canada Sells 12 Polar Bears To Kenya

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has just stated that they have sold a dozen polar bears to the African country of Kenya. Kenya which is a warm country with year round temperatures in the 90s commented that the polar bears will all be hous...

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Funny story: Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

Germany Will Be Sending The Cannibal Cop To Lower Zamgola, Africa

DRESDEN, Germany - Local authorities in the German town of Dresden are reporting that there is so much hatred and animosity towards 55-Year-Old German cannibal police officer Detley G. that they are having to take him out of the city. An official...

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