There’s a new American army anthem being tested out on unsuspecting civilians, and they better like it because if anyone knows music, it’s the military.
But this new song seems a bit too scary. Like the army wants to go to war. Is America planning something behind the world’s back? They’ve done it before – Vietnam, the War of 1812, Iraq, Afghanistan, every war they’ve ever had in South and Central America and/or the Caribbean – Cuba especially and that hilarious failure, the Bay of Pigs – it’s an island! You could’ve surrounded … never mind, stupid CIA, killing its own Kennedy …anyhoo …
Here’s the song (try not to sing along … or they may hear you and think you want them to invade):
All New Napalm
This is control command
Your duty: obey the man
See what you can withstand
You’re just another grain of sand
We never told you to think
What gives you the right to blink
Change your skin colour to pink
When we swim, you better sink
Do as we say
Not as we do
You are us
And we are you
You better pray
Everything’s true
Don’t make a fuss
Or we’ll tighten the screws
We’re the all new napalm
For all skins a red balm
Burning in a new creed
Raising up a blood breed
When we start a new war
You’ll beg to be a new star
First one dead gets the first medal
We got scores galore to settle
It’s good to kill
Except at home
Go for the thrill
Become cold stone
A serial killer
Has his place
As a bullet driller
Into the enemy’s face
Coming home
After we’ve won
No more death
No more fun
Be a good boy
Obey the law
Don’t annoy
Don’t be raw
Eat your peas
Try to please
You’ll be more happy
Living on your knees
There’s no more fight
Until we say
Do what’s right
Or well make you pay
War is good
A filling food
So we don’t all starve
Drink holy blood
Those wacky Americans and their songs of war and bloodshed … just like the “Star Spangled Banner” (psst, woke people, want to cancel something … change what they sing at baseball games … you didn’t see this? How obvious do you need it to be, dumbasses!)
